Lys

Orlok's hands 💔 #nosferatu

writing turns me on, I can’t even write 1k words without having at least one orgasm

Brah same can we team up

i love you
until the last
star falls
until the end
of it all
i will place
your name
in my heart
and hold it safe
until the end
of it all
until the last
star falls

i love you

You hate yourself so loudly. You hate yourself at the top of your lungs. Your loathing for yourself permeates your speech. "Sorry I'm just rambling." "Don't worry about it." "Just ignore me." "Sorry if I'm annoying you." "Sorry I don't make sense." "Sorry about that." Sorry, sorry, sorry. You act as if you have to beat everyone else to the punch. As if the punching bag is you. If you hate yourself first, if you hate yourself loudest, then nobody will hurt you. You clapped your hands over your ears and shut your eyes and balled yourself up so that you'd never have to experience people's loathing for you. And it meant you never heard their love. You drowned it out. You screamed your hatred over it. And you never got to hear it.

I don’t know. It’s late. This resonated. Felt like it would resonate with others here.

No more need for self hatred in 2026 I believe. Perhaps. Hopefully.

Hi sexy 💖💗🩷

No he cannot ask a question

I’m still alive so I’d say so???? They’re also bright red 👀😏🤪🏎️💨

Deal 😇

I have two seater but you can sit on his lap while I drive? 👀😏💗💖

Right so who wants to be my passenger prince/ss and make me cum my brains out in a parking lot. We can drive through after?

just lowballed someone on fb marketplace.
guess who’s getting a new mod for the car 😏

“you’re such a good girl”
“does it feel good”
“you did so well”
“would you like me to give you some space?”
“of course I’ll cuddle you”
“may I play with your hair”
“you can have all the kisses you want”
“You’ll never have to beg me to make love to you”
“Is this okay?”
“I can’t get enough of you”

Kissing between your legs in the secluded part of a public park.

Aw tysm this is so sweet! Have a lovely start of the new year 💖🥰❤️

Everyone hates Mark from finance

It’s tradition in Italy to wear red underwear for New Years for good luck.
Show me yours? 😏🌹😇💖❤️💗💋

Someone in the office was saying how he likes to use generative AI to reply to petty emails from colleagues
1) very few things in life are better than slating Mark from finance from the bottom of your heart
2) the only acceptable use of AI is to control toys and fuck machines- Lucas you’re a loser 🩷

Azshava

I got myself a fun drink (matcha lattes are my current favorite!!!) and a chocolate bar!!!!! 🥰💖💗

What do you wear if not thongs??! Do you go commando?😏

What a brilliant idea. What sweet treat do you suggest!!!🤩💖

Just survived the world’s toughest meeting ever.
My lace thong got twisted and I had a wedgie for 55 minutes while having to discuss 2026 forecast in a room full of managers.
I am the most resilient person you’ll ever meet.
Perseverance and bravery are the very essence of my existence.

Ancestral Disappointment hit too deep 😭🧐😆😆😆 Khaleesi just you wait, I’ll be bouncing on that throne before you can say “dragon cock”

Sounds like a match made in heaven. Someone get us in the same room 😈🩷

The last screenshot left me with my jaw hanging open hahahhha

Lads my Reddit wrapped roasted me better than any turkey this season 🥹💖❤️ fp no lies were told

The goodest of them all!

Fuuuuckkkk Krampus is the literal DREAM. I do want gravy with my turkey yes please.