Checked out an open house today,
wasn’t for sale, just open
@everydayelliott.bsky.social
Posting a new gag every day for your enjoyment! Follow me or I’ll commit sepuku
Checked out an open house today,
wasn’t for sale, just open
#books #meme
19.11.2024 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing better than snaking the only chair at a book shop and watching introverts respectfully resent you
19.11.2024 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Female sex toys are wild, to replicate one a guy would need 6 inches and parkinsons
18.11.2024 11:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adding hashtags despite every cell in my body thinking it’s lame #funny #joke #meme #bluesky
18.11.2024 09:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You think you’d see more born again buddhists
18.11.2024 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Adding hashtags is cringe but hoping this will get some eyes on these beautiful jokes #comedy #funny #memes #hashtag #cringe #bluesky #fml #plslike #icant #dothis #muchlonger
18.11.2024 09:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yoooooo, noted. All the best
18.11.2024 09:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walking the dog is a lot like walking your drunk friend home from the pub. He’s saying hi to everyone, peeing everywhere, if you let go he’ll run infront of a car
18.11.2024 09:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just got my identity stolen,
unfortunately they gave it right back
Absolutely bombed trying to check if my first #bluesky follower is a real person or if this site has been infiltrated by the computers. Boomer moment but you gotta interrogate everyone who comes through lads
18.11.2024 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hiya, I’m Elliott, I’m a stand up from Australia. Just here to post little jokes I write. Aiming for 1 a day hence the @. Hope you like em
xoxo gossip girl