Dee Gee

Al G. is the one getting ejected.

Jasmine is the one telling Elon to “fuck off.”

Maxine is the one entering the federal buildings.

Where are the white folks willing to use their bodies to shake shit up??

Do big & tall stores fall under DEI? Or are they safe.

Facts! 👇🏾👇🏾

I saved this on TikTok right before it went dark. Now I’m bringing it to Bluesky ❤️

as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder:

we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now.

the climate crisis is here, all around us

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing — it was on the house!

Tell me about it!

Unless you are heavy. Then they blame everything on your weight.

A word.

Andrew Schultz is a comedian like Joseph Goebbels was a motivational speaker.

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

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1, 7, 11

G’morning!

Oh yes!

I shower and swim with mine on. I haven’t had a problem.

High school counselor

I can’t find anything anymore.

Her dad jokes are THEE Best!!!! 🤣

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Happy Turkey Day!

OMG
Since when are we letting off Thanksgiving fireworks at 2am in NYC?!?!?!

😂🤣😂

Parents, teach your kids the importance of good sportsmanship and taking L's gracefully.

You always make me laugh out loud. You are a comedy GODDESS!!!!

G’morning!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Circlebacktivus

When everybody screams “Mustard” at the Super Bowl Drake gon lose 73lbs and have real abs