I remember when my contacts list was like "stinky bitch luv u" and now I make sure to update surname's and addresses. #Usedtobeyoung

If you're wondering why nothing is passing vibe checks recently, Mercury IS retrograde.

Why don't we make pancakes in cake pans?

A digital graphic contrasts the expectation vs. reality of Social Darwinism. The left side ("EXPECTATION") shows an idealized futuristic city with happy, healthy people. The right side ("REALITY") features a dystopian painting of aggressive, degenerate-looking individuals. The text argues that Social Darwinism leads to cruelty, ignorance, and societal collapse rather than progress.

I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.

Being a mother is the Pinnacle of the phrase "man plans , God laughs"

This is what Twitter looks like right now

Why isn't the plural of Human "Humen"

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

The PI who worked the case of the first episode of forensic files was named Keith Mayo.
Keith Mars was a PI and Veronica Mars' Dad.
Coincidence?

Ostriches are terrifying.

Finished all my fun shopping so now the package I'm waiting on today contains a NettiPot, animal spot remover and Bissell carpet cleaner solution. 😒

I used to think pink panther was SO cool. Now he just gives me anxiety never completing the simplest tasks.

Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈

Learned from Good Charlotte that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. And the girls with the bodies like boys with Ferrari's... As opposed to the girls without bodies.

I'm not sure how I want to use this so for now it'll be my super random thoughts no one cares enough about for me to tell them. 💚

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

fun fact. they actually did this back then

Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us

...hawk tuah, more like fawk yuah...