ShigaTron!!

Uploading 1 item: 9 hr 12 min left... www.cdc.gov

For those wondering: Yes, I'm uploading the entire 15 GB public-facing CDC.gov website that I downloaded a few days ago...but it's gonna take awhile to upload...

okay but you aren’t

again, you could be shutting down all senate business by denying every single unanimous consent request, you could be down at Treasury with cameras, you could be doing something other than issuing strongly worded statements

your actions have to match what’s happening

Google spent billions implementing this btw.

sometimes I say “only up from here!” and that is just not always the truth

Luigi's Manifesto Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

cancelling my afternoon clinic due to intractable doodoo ass

A great article with lots of insight, but this quote from Lotus Lain stood out to me:

"Many men were turned off by women monetizing their sexuality for themselves. Many men, I also believe, would prefer women not being in charge of their sexuality."

ive made so much pasta since this post 🍝

wish the person at mcdonalds who called luigi in the worst i hope they never get another full night of sleep again i hope they stub their toe on their door today may they never achieve anything in their life

🥰 i hope we are all annihilated in a nuclear apocalypse soon 🥰

A meme titled "the myth of your own experience", showing a couple in bed together with their smiles turned upside down. They're saying "I can't afford my rent" and "I don't like my health insurance at all!" While will stancil, a pasty and smug looking man in an atrocious denim jacket, looks on and says "yes you can! Yes you do!". Beneath all this is written "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

Chief: did you get the mugshot of the perp?

Cop: yes boss. All smoldering and sexy, like just like you asked.

Chief: good wait what

Musk's X Strategy Is Driving Journalists And Media Brands To Bluesky Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has greatly exaggerated the death of legacy media in his posts on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

Way to go, Elon.

this shit would make me go Luigi-mode fr

🗣️ anonymous workplace surveys are not anonymous

I never understood why people post fake screenshots of Musk's tweets when his real ones are batshit nuts.

"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security

ill post here more eventually 🥱

Whats up blue sky the bitch is back (my first time here) and I didn’t come here to make friends (pls be my friend)

Hello everyone I will now try in earnest to fully move over here

A screenshot of an email from KamalaHarris.com that says: “HARRIS FIGHT FUND Dennis, 99% of people who receive this email won't even finish reading this sentence.”

We are the 99 percent!!!

wait it does now omg

had noplace for 4 hours and deleted unfortunately bluesky is more functional with less kiddos so this is the only twitter alternative with legs 😭

I've never argued I've only been right

You can’t even throw scalpels at med students anymore because of woke

Unfortunately or fortunately this will probably never work. However people might die in the process of figuring that out

also my other twitter account got suspended for a week because I told someone to 💀 themselves ugh can’t do shit in this country

need 2 start using this more because twitter is becoming more an more unusable by the day 😭