Fenri Wulfprinz 🐺Werewoof || Vtuber(?) || Avid fic shitposter

Zen stop posting my life story I did not consent to this

Couldn’t be any gayer if he tried, that is one musky puppy.

It’s funnier when I tell you that I have actually done this, it’s not just a shitpost about late night protein

Oh snap, happ birth STINKY

Normal people: “Ah yes, midnight cheese slice”
Me: *Shovelling a fistful of Cinnabon protein powder into my mouth in the dark* “Mooscles”

The horrific temptation to make the leg day chapter of my gym smut writing just a sweaty, musky scent play kink extravaganza because nothing makes you sweat like a good leg day.

Or is that just me because I’m well hydrated?

I can’t leg press that to be completely fucking clear but I can do 20 fucking calf raises at 120 kg before I start to reach failure

So you know how Autistic and adhd people do that like…tiptoe standing thing as stimming behaviour?
Do you think that’s why I can calf raise a cool 120 KG plus my body weight?

The words “hurts but nowhere near enough” just came out of my mouth. I think I might be a slut for leg day.
Hurt me daddy leg extension, make me fucking shout.

Jesus fuck Tom Platz was on some shit but GOD DAYUM Hack Sissy Squats are just something fucking else

I currently have a fucked up Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge CD in my cars CD drive that won’t eject and every 5-10 minutes or so it tries to read it in vain.
Good on it for trying and never giving up, little cd player that could, but you’re interfering with my ability to listen to gay radio.

The demons sure are loud now. I just wanna read the Spelljammer Monster Manual in peace and not think “Is that another word for inflation kink porn” when I read goon balloon, thanks.

Mostly half done Hellaverse stuff because that’s the pop culture rabbit hole I fell down. RIP.

I’m back less than 5 minutes and you’re being gay in my comments. It’s like I never left.

Protein, heavy weights, writing shitty gay fanfic and throbbing titties. So much the same as usual.

I vaguely recall seeing these when I was in the US a decade ago so take that with a grain of salt.
That being said Fish Shaped Kikkoman goes hard as fuck so if they don’t have it they’re missing out.

You know my stupid ass keeps forgetting I have one of these after I go on a mental health break and the fact I don’t currently stream shouldn’t preclude me from being a gay shit poster in VTubing and Hellaverse spaces lmao.
Something something muscular titties boys r sexy blah blah

50 grams of protein for gainz. I don’t like to eat much food so this helps a lot

Sometimes twice daily

Daily

God, double strength banana protein shake was a bad time before but here I am having them regularly what happened to me

Classic physique and classic taste. Man’s timeless.

There’s a dude reading the fucking Iliad between sets at the gym that’s fucking awesome.

I like how my Bluesky presence is “weeks MIA” followed by “anyway I like beefy titties and I drink my protein in ways not conducive to anything but human suffering.”

At first, I understood the necessity of staying on twitter for a lot of artists doing business, but the time to leave is now.

It's impossible to escape your work being scraped at some point, but you at least don't have to be complicit. Change doesn't happen easily, show that you have a backbone.

Homkosexulz even

Ahem.
Gay.
Gay gay.
Homosexual.
Gay.

I spent some quality time with the Wulfprinz and couldn't help getting carried away... literally, got carried away(totally not why i been gone 2 weeks)💜✨✨

I could not be more happy with how this turned out thanks to the wonderful Jya!
and follow them!!!!

@wulfprinz.bsky.social
🎨: @jya.bsky.social

Lookit this gay shit what the fuck bro