Christopher

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a blue tee showing a beefy bear Charlie Brown.

If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while.

Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰

Hey puddin!

So handsome! 🥰

Post you from a different era

College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳

Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝

What the hell…

It’s super cute!

My only complaint is it only has one unicorn. The other two are pegasi. But the set is the (creatively named) Unicorn Castle. So technically I guess there’s one so that’s okay, but…I would have preferred more.

Hahaha I JUST said to someone “it’s so gay” hahahaha

Thank you! I should see if they’re on here so I can tag them…

Me too. She’s miserable in it, but the minute we take it off she tries to run her eye. 😤

I’m going to love in!

Pic of me. Bald and bearded. In a black tee that says Protect Trans Folks. Luma in the background in a donut.

This, dammit!

(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)

Pic of a colorful Lego unicorn castle set.

I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌

Fantastic photos, my friend! You look incredible! 🥰🙌🏻💪🏻🔥

Not a sentence I expected to read today, but I love it! ☺️😋

That explains SO MUCH…

Sir, are you hitting on me? 😜

OMG right?!?! I didn’t even think of that! I’ve always wanted to try one. Maybe I shouldn’t be left alone with only my thoughts…

a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair . ALT: a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .

Also, because this is funny:

I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.

Y'all. My ears.

MY
EARS

That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.

Mmmm. Is that what we’re calling it?! 😏

Evening, amazing friend! 😘☺️

Pic of Luma, a short haired mini Australian shepherd and hound mix, white and light brown and black fur and ice blue eyes, laying half out of her dog bed with her head under the chair.

Same, girl. Same.

Featuring Luma.

This is a wonderful pic of you, my friend! 🥰

Some great selections!!!! (And an awesome man and DJ! ☺️) What can’t you live closer?!?! 😘

Shoulder def. Traps poppin. Arms SMOKIN hot. 💪🏻🙌🏻🔥😮‍💨

Aw, thank you!

Thank you!!!!

Oh, you DEFINITELY need to! Pleeeeeaaase?!?!?!?