krampus 🌲

if you see my boob sweat stains today at the gym…. no you didn’t 😌

what is the funniest word, and why is it bloviate?

honestly I’m up for daily pubes here

ugh so many people add me on “quick add” on Snapchat just because my Bitmoji is hot

with all due respect to wiper blade companies, why in the ever loving fuck is there more than one style of wiper blade attachment

my weather app logged me out recently and I certainly don’t know the password so I guess I will not have weather

voted and then not even two seconds later Satan swooped in and urinated on my ballot, which made it incinerate. just sharing to see if anyone else had the same issue

my Sexy Treason Halloween costume is complete 🧙‍♀️

The energy of someone who responds “I’m doing WELL” and really enunciates the L’s to flex their grasp of the English language >>>

respect but also Jesus l

Lovingly calling people “Ol’ Gray Pubes” on their birthdays should be more socially accepted

threw caution to the wind and made hot dogs in my instant pot

@deadliestginger.bsky.social had a memory resurface this morning of you singing the Ja Rule part of “I’m Real” 😌😌😌

@deadliestginger.bsky.social your husband would make a hot DNC nominee

okay but honestly fuck Bell Bank’s #bellyeah hashtag

if I bring my own trap bar into planet fitness, will they finally ban me?

I got yelled at pretty badly by an older client at work yesterday so I looked her up today on Facebook, and she is friends with Prince William

@deadliestginger.bsky.social this is my first time opening bsky in months

@deadliestginger did your period arrive

gonna actually card you the next time I see u

hello AI daddy

breaking: all the mean girls from high school already did the turkey trot this morning

@deadliestginger.bsky.social I so want to post it but am I too much???

love any holiday that can be abbreviated VD

changing my Bitmoji out of the Halloween costume it’s been wearing for the last 31 days 😓

I will never have a partner younger than 64 but the logic holds true

can’t wait until I have a partner so I can do the “47 trips around the sun…” posts and people will mistake me for Galileo

@deadliestginger.bsky.social received this message today from a random spammer but she has your marshmallow floof, it appears

early #tbt to 1997 when my mom wouldn’t let me listen to “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia because it had the word “naked” in it