☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)

thinking about tall women with broad shoulders, kicking my legs and giggling

He may have whipped it out, but he respectfully did *not* helicopter

you two are *SO* cute, jeez, you're making the rest of us look bad

boobd

As long as you're doing ok - I think getting off social media can be a really healthy decision if you find yourself in a dark place, it really is just a well of misery and despair sometimes.

It is nice to see you pop up every now and then and see you living your life though.

Sleeper Build Baybee 💪

ok but why is this actually something I find so attractive???

this is pretty much exactly what my wife does and it fckuign melts me every time.

(also you look amazing, but let's be fr you knew I was gonna say that) 🫠

I like how flirting is like

straight people: hey, you wanna come back to my place? maybe have a little wine? get comfy on the couch?

lesbians: HI YOU SMELL GOOD. Can you bury me alive in an unmarked grave?

and we all know which person is getting laid.

I know it's October but I REFUSE to let that stop me wearing crop tops 😤

Jeez, either commit to it or just don't bother

We really deserve a better quality of bigot

what happened? did I miss some drama?

I like how flirting is like

straight people: hey, you wanna come back to my place? maybe have a little wine? get comfy on the couch?

lesbians: HI YOU SMELL GOOD. Can you bury me alive in an unmarked grave?

and we all know which person is getting laid.

Oh dang, I'd never even considered that would be a really good way to make patches

That's cool as h*ck

uuuh I hope you brought enough smell for the whole class to share???

Whoa who is this mystery woman appearing on my timeline???

She looks kind of familliar but all I know is that she's very pretty and has nice hair???

I hate that the LIARS who LIED about how exercise makes you feel better were right all along.

I know it's October but I REFUSE to let that stop me wearing crop tops 😤

queerpunk girltwink seeks tall futch woman to help with yard work and/or to choke them unconscious

I just remembered that this is how I came out to like half of my family, and that might be the funniest thing I've ever done in my life

this should have had 10k likes in the first hour ngl

why are my DM's getting more and more unhinged the further we get into October?

fartificial insmelligence

queerpunk girltwink seeks tall futch woman to help with yard work and/or to choke them unconscious

UNEXCUSABLE

...but please continue

a pretty lady described me as a siren

ngl I'm gonna be riding that high for a little while

spending my evening laying on my wife and cuddling a tiny creature

who told you that you need to redo your roots? I WILL FIGHT THEM

people were a LOT less normal about this video than I expected

a man in a video game has a button that says use sink on it ALT: a man in a video game has a button that says use sink on it

keep on keeping on! 👍

long term relationships are actually a scam

oh you thought you were getting to date a cool goth musician?
haha now that I've tricked you into loving me behold my true form as a cringe little goblin who never wears pants.