☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)

yes.

kind of hate there's a girl in London I'd love to hang out with and smooch a bit (you know who you are), but then I'd have to be *in London* and that's such a steep price to pay.

UR A VIBE 🙂

saaaame, Nioh 2 is one of my favourite games of all time (picked up at your recommendation funnily enough) but I'm gonna be holding out for a sale.

Got me to go back and play Rise of the Ronin though, so that's something I guess.

black and white picture of Devi in a bikini, she has a squishy butt

FYI you should be following me on instagram

www.instagram.com/doctorkraft/

heyyyy 🫠

👀

black and white picture of Devi in a bikini, she has a squishy butt

FYI you should be following me on instagram

www.instagram.com/doctorkraft/

you felt correct!

I'm so sorry everyone, I've been dishonest with you all and I can't go on living a lie any longer

I saw my doctor last week and I got the worst news possible

I've been telling everyone I'm 5'10 but apparently I'm really only 5'9, I hope you all can forgive me

If you should know one thing about me - it's that I hate child predators so much I've dedicated a significant portion of my life to tracking them down and reporting them

I've had *terrabytes* of CSAM removed from the internet

so you can imagine the news lately has really cut into me

I figure if they wouldn't waste their time making it themselves then why would I waste my time playing it?

ftr

I SEE THOSE BOOKMARKS 👁️

ftr

pretty sure the only good thing AI has managed to do is convince me that I would look good in a bikini, which I don't think is what they were aiming for

ftr I do not want to engage with The Horrors, I want to make noisy sexy music and flirt with pretty people on the internet, BUT HERE WE ARE

Fun Fact: I actually have no idea how to use chatgpt

Like do you just go to a website? Is there an app? Do I have to download a client or something???

Trick question - I don't give a shit, that knowledge would be somehow *less* than useless to me

I like how many replies are just "he can't do that it would be illegal"

Like we're not currently watching his federal murdercircus kidnapping and killing US citizens in broad daylight with no consequences, but yeah I'm sure *this time* people are just fearmongering

I love you too, girl in the supermarket who told me you like my hair

I'm not gonna say what people should do.

but at this point it would be self defence.

"wow what's that smell?"

oh
uh y'know
just totally normal incense that is normal and not sexy

tummy ache

probably unrelated

ok but why is the hand photo doing it for me tho 🙂

thank u I am healed now 😌

timeline cleanser

found a glitch in the matrix

thank u lilith from the internet 😌

Devi, a trans woman with pink hair, is taking a mirror selfie and looks like hot garbage

I've been sick for like two weeks

everyone pls say Get Well Soon Devi