John McMahon

I feel like I’m going to shit myself

En route to Hamburg for St Pauli v Freiburg. Get the ale in @exileddave.bsky.social

10 wins from our last 15 games would leave Arsenal needing to be pretty much perfect for their remaining 14 games. One of which is us at Anfield.

I blocked him two months ago but I thought I’d come back to this 😁

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The only correct responses when the wife sends food pics

Commentators want the ref to let the game go until at some point in the game the players don’t know where the line is and someone’s leg gets broken.

It’s never as bad as we’re made to believe but people need headlines. I don’t know what game some watched last night but if you read some people’s feed you’d think Forest deserved something.

Anyone that spends all year moaning about transfers and how inevitable our demise is shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate when we win something. In fact I’d go as far to say that they should have dog shit put down the back of their shirts.

Just gonna delete the app and keep checking it for contract news!

I’ve kept it alive like because this place hasn’t really taken off yet. It’s my own fault for reading the things instead of fucking blocking the idiots

“OH YES. HEEEEEERE COMEEEES THE LITTLE GEOOOOORGIAN NOOOOW”

We aren’t signing carrotcakeskater

We don’t need forward options.

What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof?

Oof

I’m fuming Sally. That snow needs to do one. I’m a grumpy old man now 😂

Can this snow fuck the fuck off please

I’ve got no problem with teams that come and have a go at Anfield because how can I? I moan when teams sit there and take a 3-0 beating so I’d always much rather watch teams have a go at us because that’s what l’d always want my team to do. Fair play.

At this level, teams will take what you give them and we gave them everything they needed to be profitable today. Hopefully the lads are furious and it shows next game.

Up the fucking reds.

That’s why United getting walloped week after week seems great but they will always come to Anfield with a different setup when they’re against the ropes.

Hopefully they can get it cleared

More about the snowballs if you ask me

“It’s only two inches of snow”

If you ask me, that’s a very average amount of snow. You don’t really want anymore than that.

Ahem.

Bring on the ice age I say.

After the open top buses.

For your viewing pleasure

Dear Liverpool Football Club.

You have the chance to win the league tomorrow.

Thanks.

All the fans.

Arsenal try the same illegal freekick routine: Trossard tries to manhandle the opponent deeper so that the Arsenal players are onside. Only, this time, Brighton are onto it and the player Trossard tries to manhandle doesn't move. Like I said: nothing special - just grit and c**tishness.

#BRIARS

Four ballon d’or worthy performances against us in 12 months then started putting his boots on the wrong feet

Makes perfect sense. It’s like getting over the line with a major trophy. You do it once then you know how to do it.

I still fancy Arsenal to score in the same way I’d always fancy us to go and win the game, but them pretending that isn’t a penalty is very odd behavior because they’d want it at the other end.

PEN REEEEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!