christine 🇵🇸

I'm looking at my shoes

shuuuiiit the fuck up!!

if you want to be polyamorous as a trans woman in Seattle you basically have to join an existing furry polycule so I regret to inform you I'm looking into monogamy

who's hiring in Seattle NOT a kitchen or bar

I believe the film is an adaptation of a Steven King novel too

is this movie good I haven't seen it but I've heard about it. I'm a fan of John Carpenter's The Thing

getting a whole of of trick or treat and not a whole lot of smell my feet, what the the hell's this country coming to?

you can get access to any event or building by showing up in clown makeup and if anybody asks you who you are or what you're doing you just say "I'm the clown" as if you're stating the obvious

not now kitten mommy needs to find a job and looking at poached jobs dot com is making her contemplate k***ing herself

going to your old job that you left to go start your real career to ask for your old job back and seeing your old coworker working there that also left to start their real career

I thought we were all sick of millennial grey but I guess it's here to stay

I'm heartbroken

working at the croc was one of the best things that’s ever happened to me and i’m so grateful for my time there and the people i met 🥺💕 i will never not be heartbroken over this

massive mistake not packing your own pillow

GETTING LAID OFF WHEN I SHOULD BE GETTING LAID INSTEAD AM I RIGHT LADIES

butt mogged these zoomers today

they're putting me in the unemployment machine later

was definitely my favorite venue period

they're putting me in the unemployment machine later

shoulda covered it up under 6 feet of dirt

heads up Seattle music fans madame lous is shutting down mid December

when my stepmom texts me about some liberal stuff she's into that I know she won't appreciate my communist opinion on I've been forced to come up with the reply "oh wow that's something"

I'm seeing double. four twin towers!

did it again

oh that'd be a dream. it's in Philly right?

that is so cool

I don't care about drag at all so you drag queens can have that one for free

is there a drag queen called Carrie Narcan

that fuckin rules