31.10.2025 05:56 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            One out of every 100 male followers will be jacking it off like Crankenstein this Halloween.
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 05:32 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Have a cold one...
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 05:22 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
            
            
            
                YouTube video by Taryn Southern
                I THINK I FARTED (Taryn Southern, Shane Dawson, and Joe Nation) - Official Music Video
            
         
    
    
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 02:59 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 2    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Do you think that anyone will recognize me in my Halloween costume?
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 02:03 β π 5    π 1    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            It's too late to agree with me; I've already changed my mind.
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 01:59 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            It's just me and 
       my titties 
   against the world.
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 01:55 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            You're safe...
until I act on my thoughts.
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 01:46 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Down to earth, and out of this world.
               
            
            
                31.10.2025 01:43 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Your schools Home Economics course was seriously lacking, wasn't it?
               
            
            
                30.10.2025 18:33 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            Send us the Lynx.
               
            
            
                30.10.2025 18:28 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            The Purple People Eater said he wouldn't "eat you because you're so tough".
               
            
            
                30.10.2025 18:27 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            In the court of public opinion without a lawyer.
               
            
            
                30.10.2025 16:53 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Our big casino wins in October, have entered us into a drawing in December with a chance to win $10,000.
You have to be present to win, so I just made our reservations.
$$$
               
            
            
                29.10.2025 17:00 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            I'm 5' 10"; 
I look down on you.
               
            
            
                29.10.2025 02:12 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
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                29.10.2025 02:04 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            My ancestors passed down mental illness, because they had no money or land.
               
            
            
                29.10.2025 02:01 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
            
    
    
    
    
            So the clocks will be turned back an hour soon.
An extra hour of 2025 will be like a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
               
            
            
                29.10.2025 01:58 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
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                28.10.2025 19:06 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 1                      
            
         
            
        
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Reminder:
Diarrhea Awareness Week
runs through Friday
               
            
            
                28.10.2025 15:47 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 1    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Height check!
How tall are you?
               
            
            
                28.10.2025 02:19 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 2    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            Randomly posting, hoping someone will let me know what condition my condition is in.
               
            
            
                28.10.2025 02:01 β π 2    π 0    π¬ 2    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
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                27.10.2025 19:12 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            All that you need for a Winnie the Pooh costume is a red t-shirt and courage.
               
            
            
                27.10.2025 01:47 β π 1    π 1    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            What was an obviously male pepper doing in a lesbien garden?
               
            
            
                26.10.2025 19:27 β π 1    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
            
            
            
            
                                                 
                                                
    
    
    
    
            I grilled a chicken 
for two hours, and
it still wouldn't tell me 
why it crossed the road.
               
            
            
                26.10.2025 16:52 β π 0    π 0    π¬ 0    π 0                      
            
         
            
        
    
         
        
            
        
                            
                    
                    
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