Desperate
02.01.2026 05:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Desperate
02.01.2026 05:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GO MOSES GO MOSES GO M O S E S MOSES
01.01.2026 05:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Any day now
12.12.2025 20:03 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0It was AMAZING
16.06.2025 21:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs been amazing for me, Iβve been on it three weeks so far
08.05.2025 01:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I started Wellbutrin and Iβm feeling better!
08.05.2025 01:42 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0This was severe clinical depression
08.05.2025 01:33 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ya
15.04.2025 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trash can postin
15.04.2025 01:21 β π 47 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Hereβs how you seduce a woman
First grab any part of her robe and just yank on it
When sheβs like βwhat are you doingβ you say βim seducing you what are you stupidβ and while sheβs stunned walk in front of her and knock her over with your ass
Works every time
Iβve reached the point in my transition where Iβve gone back to buying menβs clothes because theyβre cheaper and donβt fall apart as easily
I mean I buy them way too small cause Iβve got this body for a reason but
Iβve got a big fucking morningstar somewhere around here hii
18.03.2025 01:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Transphobes may say I'm a man, but when was the last time they spent a lazy Sunday morning lounging on the couch with their beautiful fiancee feeding her bites of perfectly ripe mango? This has nothing to do with them calling me a man. My life is just better than theirs
09.03.2025 13:44 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0You know I always fall for you darlin
06.03.2025 17:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You were so confident that you could do it! I believed in you and now my butt cheek hurts π
06.03.2025 17:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuckin' birds. I'll teach you to escape gravity's cruel bonds
06.03.2025 00:59 β π 27 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0πππ
02.03.2025 14:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought it looked cute
29.01.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh youβre mad huh
28.01.2025 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i do not believe i was ever mentally prepared for the year that would be this month
28.01.2025 00:17 β π 248 π 23 π¬ 7 π 1Yup
28.01.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0exactly like im not trying to go back to it or anything but i miss the vibes
27.01.2025 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs a horse
27.01.2025 01:02 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
this is my guy
my dude
my wing man
I really miss twitter
26.01.2025 19:04 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0
idk how itβs possible to be a βcentristβ in the current climate.
you canβt both-sides nazism so im jus gonna presume youβre on team nazi but too embarrassed to say it.
βemotionβ by carly rae jepsen wins every time
25.01.2025 21:01 β π 56 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0
Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse π€£
Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely
Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that
Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day
reported! wtf??
26.01.2025 01:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0