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If Canada would just take over Michigan, what a wonderful world it would be. It wouldn’t even have to be a hostile take over.

All the religious types who voted for Chump really misunderstood the assignment. No, not misunderstood- failed. The big guy ain’t gonna be happy with your willful ignorance and/or assholery.

I always thought I wasn’t tough enough for politics. I was worried my skin was too thin.

Also thought not being a criminal counted for something.

Wow- everything I thought was wrong.

Chump and Elon stand in front of a red Tesla. Chump is making his usual weird hand gesture that resembles a fisherman lying about the size of his catch.

Always swindling his base. Tomorrow Tesla dealerships around the country will get genuine inquiries as to how to hang truck nuts off of their prospective new electric vehicles.

Blah blah blah, the bad guy is doing bad things. Reprehensible things. Shameful things. Yup, got it. What’s the solution?

I am beyond witty memes and accurate cartoons and impassioned essays. I’m needing a feed full of actions taken to counteract the POSUS. I need to read about how corporations are doubling down for the good of American people.

We proudly thumbs downed one yesterday- and made eye contact while frowning. It felt like a little victory.

What’s up you ask? Me. As I spend what’s left of my life high as a kite. I’m going to become a “never sober.” (Ref: arrested development “never nude”) This is so freaking unreal.

…Because Chump thinks Putin will protect USA. But Europe will come after us as their ally

There he goes again with that deflection tick. Replace “you” with “I” and we’ll know exactly who is printing the World War III invitations.

“When did the Oval Office become the new set of the Gerry Springer show?” She wondered embarrassed.

When did firing FBI agents, IRS agents, park rangers, scientists, and air traffic controllers becoming a better idea than simply taxing billionaires their fair share? 🤔

Since when did a school district not have a reasonable expectation to protect their students? Oh yea, these must be the same jack asses who insist that guns are more precious than children…at least they’re consistent… consistently anti-life.

Talk about snowflakes. Dude can’t handle a heckle at a TOWN HALL? Wow. I thought they were all about free speech?!

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are RADICAL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS and must be REMOVED FROM POWER by any means necessary.

I can’t say thank you because I’m too busy sitting down and shutting up.

Remember when data breaches were against our government, not an inside job? Good times.

I’m conflicted. Part of me wants to surrender and just eat all the chocolate because it’s the end of times. The other part of me is thinking “stop eating any sugar so that you can stay healthy since nobody can help you anymore.” Send help.

Just drove by a semi full of eggs on the highway. Was it a decoy? Shouldn’t that have been an armored truck? Is the egg cartel aware of the flagrant advertising they’re doing?

So, will all the Presidents’ Day sales get the goods down to pre-Chump prices? Or are the percentages not steep enough?

If another set of bozos come out of this experience publishing books explaining how truly bad it is around Chump- but not having actually worked against him… oh wait. Never mind. They won’t be able to without a free press…

Not watching Super Bowl today. But for those who are, there should be a warning system in place before any camera shows the POSUS so that viewers can avert their gaze.

It’s like the recycling- stop putting pressure on me as a civilian to fix the enormous waste problems. The corps need to manage that better. Same with the shit show we’re in. The corps have the power and control. Not me. Considering their greed, they’re not being helpful enough. ‘Merica.

And then let’s put in under-qualified white guys to play. That will enhance the sport.

When lives lost are part a “distraction” we have major problems. I don’t think chump is smart enough to want all this power. He’s just paying debts and promises for what he sold out to keep his gold toilet flushing. Crazy that we got here. I hope to survive and have a chance to live freely again.

An Oompa Loompa faces DJ Chump with text overlay “Alone in the woods, forced to choose between orange aggressors- I choose the Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa every single time. #twinning

I do not believe there is enough vitamin D to combat this season‘s depression.

I bought that cd just this week for that song specifically.

I want to live in a world wherein a spray painted idiot and his minions can say whatever comes to mind, whether true or not- inconsequential. Where morons will get riled up by these statements without fact checking and carry out the whimsy.

Just kidding.
This is terrible.
Eject.

I don’t know if this is real, because I don’t believe in the big book… but it seems that someone along the way would have picked this up rather than the garbage they keep recirculating.