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Mr. Lean

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Lizard man that loves all things big | Gay | Age: 30+ | He/Him | 18+ only | Anti-fascist | Black Lives Matter | Avatar by Fable

267 Followers  |  428 Following  |  231 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  2.3493

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19.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1098    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it.

But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.

I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.

I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

19.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1728    πŸ” 771    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 50

I mean, the choice is easy, gotta go with the hulk of a hunk that is Koopa

19.11.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A crested gecko peeking out from behind a climbing vine

A crested gecko peeking out from behind a climbing vine

Mary-Ann Scuttle says peekaboo!

16.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
16.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1255    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god, that looks heavenly~ I would definitely love to put some butter chicken β€˜n’ veggies in one.

15.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude πŸ™‚πŸ€™

14.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1045    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 1
A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle.

She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her.

Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths.

Is next time now.

Did you remember to invite Pam?"

A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle. She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her. Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths. Is next time now. Did you remember to invite Pam?"

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam

12.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2577    πŸ” 1211    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 6
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family The Return of Pam | Monster Factory

ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...

12.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 31

Pictured: perfection

12.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a lined flat-tail gecko holding a glass tea pot brewing sone looseleaf tea over a green background

Illustration of a lined flat-tail gecko holding a glass tea pot brewing sone looseleaf tea over a green background

Enter the Leaftail Tea Shop, where shop owner gecko has collected various delicious teas from around the world~

10.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Godzilla with a little smile

Godzilla with a little smile

08.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

08.11.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6475    πŸ” 2214    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 28
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AY YO

#playdate #gamedev #pixelart

play.date/games/coming...

06.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WE ARE AWARE

06.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 391    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #Godzilla Day!
(From last year!) #godzilladay #animation

04.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Godzillers

03.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

We Have Enough Dead Friends By Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

03.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2734    πŸ” 1392    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 23

LUCASARTS PRESENTS
Columbo in:
SCUMM of the Earth
#pixelart

26.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6081    πŸ” 2186    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 34
A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

16.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2514    πŸ” 920    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 33
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31.10.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3180    πŸ” 1677    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 75
I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of grand dad 5!

Their testimonial was " awwww
what the sh     it.
                                             toby is
fl       in          t      s t o      en       s"

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of grand dad 5! Their testimonial was " awwww what the sh it. toby is fl in t s t o en s"

28.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1392    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
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The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14266    πŸ” 4417    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 250
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These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.

While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...

27.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1698    πŸ” 1452    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 44
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I have no idea if this creator has a film background, but if not, they have an incredible eye for composition. This, and their other works, would actually be a great teaching tool for an editing/boarding/cinematography class. Clever camera angles, strong posing, and easy to follow despite quick cuts

27.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1108    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

27.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1349    πŸ” 506    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 18

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