raith

you know I read Time Pedophiles here and then as a kid after someone on Kik recommended it to me but i never picked up on the subtext that D&J are implied to have sexual relations with those history girls

I've grown tired of my schtick. I wish to abandon my personality like an insect sloughing off an old exoskeleton.

chinese chuds be like "the east has fallen"

just spent 2 hours mentally preparing to go upstairs to say something to my grandma about dick cheney dying cuz she went to high school with him

i’ll be having a splendid time eating my meal then suddenly i remember Eric Andre’s poop nipples 😖

the state of music could definitely use a death grips of jazz rap

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

nostalgia like fent

it’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s banger about the Munsters is in
The Matrix (1999)

went to type “omg phew” but my apple phone autocorrected to “omg phrenology” 🤨

I think we're experiencing a new dawn in the era of heists. This Louvre heist is so inspiring. It's the Star Wars of heists. We're gonna get a ton of new heists in this genre, some not so good, some really pushing the limits of what a heist truly can be. So excited for heists over the next 10 years.

oh my god i just found out i’ve been taking half my usual dosage since i switched vials x_x you just saved my ass

this increasingly the future btw, across political lines. it won't end with trump, it's his primary innovation.

not to post tinder screenshots but this is the most middle america straight poly couple coworker music taste i’ve ever encountered

Captivating Mr. Coyote over here

white rappers be like “we’re making it into the hood with this one”

that summer Locals (Girls Like Us) was my manic jam. that song is the only one that gives me a whiff of that evil high

i wrote a song about this

all you need is guns

two gulps of cherry keystone pepsi light cream in the morning and my stomach is FUCKED

bullshit. it’s the influential one percent trickling down their clout like it’s always been

in high school i serenaded a girl, we went on a couple awkward dates, then it didn’t go anywhere because she thought i was gay x_x

i can’t prove it but much evidence has led me to believe that Sophie B. Hawkins had BUSH

sounds like leprechauns picking fights with bigfoots

Try befriending a whole group of uglies then becoming their horny hog herder

When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.