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Chris Dawe

@ctdawe.bsky.social

Apple technology consultant. Counterfeit extrovert. Apple tech, history, Wi-Fi, cooking, politics. He/him. We all matter or none of us do.

710 Followers  |  315 Following  |  2,024 Posts  |  Joined: 25.05.2023
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OMFG yes.

10.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The version of Seinfeld from Earth 616 where the part of George is played by James Gandolfini.

10.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Disdain is a key part of the breed standard.

09.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comedians still welcome, I assume?

09.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1113    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17078    πŸ” 3393    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 119

A rough beast? Slouching toward Jerusalem? In this economy?

07.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 557    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

Well you are sure as fucking hell worthy of better than that.

07.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me or does it feel like just about every single industry is in a self-inflicted death spiral? Seriously. Tell me one sector that feels like it's really thriving in late-stage capitalism, other than, apparently, billionaire pedophiles and war criminals?

04.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the polymarket category I need.

04.03.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro is the first motherfucker to shoot down a single F-15 in action. And he shoots down three.

There may be an asterisk to this achievement.

04.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Among other things, my Fuchsia Dunlop cookbooks are looking askance at the concept.

03.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when it was so embarrassing for Russia to have to ask North Korea for ordnance? Boy, hate to be a former superpower whose ego trips’ reach exceeds its grasp

03.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reads like a setup for pulling out at the last minute and blaming the fake news meanies.

02.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

02.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

man 1999 seems like just yesterday but what a fucking brutal couple of decades it has been

01.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ukrainian air defense operators watching other countries struggling to take down Iranian Shaheds

01.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2576    πŸ” 465    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 46

Make sure you have the good shoes; at this rate you won’t be able to stop until January.

28.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDo you keep an AR-15 near each baby?”

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US women's team sadly trying to choke down risotto alla milanese with a glass of Franciacorta knowing what they could have had

27.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Absolute monsters. It takes an evil heart to do this to people.

26.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

They may still get that mattress chain store endorsement.

25.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Avon Barksdale
Stringer Bell
Marlo Stanfield
Slim Charles

25.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just brought home frozen pizza and wine, and that sounds like an excellent idea.

25.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, combat legs were the funniest thing ever.

25.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only I had known, we would not have watched it last night.

25.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

personally if I were sitting behind a man proclaiming that my entire job was meaningless and my power was as dust in his eyes I would not smile and clap and nod and stand but that is one of many ways Mike Johnson and I are different

25.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1028    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

[Incinerated by the rocket exhaust]

24.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you gotta prop up a declining user base somehow.

24.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet you adjust the racks before you pre-heat, too.

24.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine. You’re better than me. So be it.

24.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0