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Chris Dawe

@ctdawe.bsky.social

Apple technology consultant. Counterfeit extrovert. Apple tech, history, Wi-Fi, cooking, politics. He/him. We all matter or none of us do.

710 Followers  |  315 Following  |  2,019 Posts  |  Joined: 25.05.2023
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Remember when it was so embarrassing for Russia to have to ask North Korea for ordnance? Boy, hate to be a former superpower whose ego trips’ reach exceeds its grasp

03.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reads like a setup for pulling out at the last minute and blaming the fake news meanies.

02.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

02.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 754    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

man 1999 seems like just yesterday but what a fucking brutal couple of decades it has been

01.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ukrainian air defense operators watching other countries struggling to take down Iranian Shaheds

01.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2528    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 42

Make sure you have the good shoes; at this rate you won’t be able to stop until January.

28.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDo you keep an AR-15 near each baby?”

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US women's team sadly trying to choke down risotto alla milanese with a glass of Franciacorta knowing what they could have had

27.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Absolute monsters. It takes an evil heart to do this to people.

26.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

They may still get that mattress chain store endorsement.

25.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Avon Barksdale
Stringer Bell
Marlo Stanfield
Slim Charles

25.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone just brought home frozen pizza and wine, and that sounds like an excellent idea.

25.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, combat legs were the funniest thing ever.

25.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only I had known, we would not have watched it last night.

25.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

personally if I were sitting behind a man proclaiming that my entire job was meaningless and my power was as dust in his eyes I would not smile and clap and nod and stand but that is one of many ways Mike Johnson and I are different

25.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1028    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

[Incinerated by the rocket exhaust]

24.02.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you gotta prop up a declining user base somehow.

24.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet you adjust the racks before you pre-heat, too.

24.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine. You’re better than me. So be it.

24.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

U-S-A πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

24.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5837    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 39

It's the entire reason my personal gmail account has hit the threshold where Google constantly advertises Google Workspace to me.

20.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So less than a banana?

20.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno, man, have you *seen* LinkedIn these days?

20.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know about the rest of this argument, but I'm going to be adopting "burger schumer" for *something*.

19.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why we don’t comply in advance.

relatedly, this is why i am irate at every children’s hospital that cancelled their gender affirming care programs without a fight. when you have the law and the facts on your side you especially have to fight back.

19.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1474    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I guess we're going with "Peak Nimby" for $2,000, Alex.

What are concentration camps?

19.02.2026 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chuck E Chief.

19.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. I wonder if anyone on LinkedIn has thoughts about AI.

19.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regret that I have but one follow to give to this deletion.

19.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a trolling tour de force on the part of the former president.

19.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0