Zach Malm

I've maintained a list on Letterboxd of every movie I've shown at least one of my kids (14 and 16). Some they enjoyed at that age:
Pee-wee's Big Adventure
Song of the Sea
Coraline
Addams Family Values
Paddington 2
Newsies
The Kid Who Would Be King
What About Bob?
The House With a Clock in Its Walls

"The Strait of Hormuz? More like the State of More Booze, because that's what I'm focused on. And, uh, warfighting."

Lol, I wasn't trying to craft a misleading sentence, I swear.

Gonna rule if we hear this happened because Kuwait's air defense is "powered by AI".

Briefly excited to see something about an upcoming movie called "The People Vs VBS", but apparently "VBS" in this case is just a South African bank.

FYI just used some birthday money to order the complete Klaus, as well as The Great Treasury of Christmas Comic Book Stories. cc @benitocereno.bsky.social

Operation AIPAC Fury

Seen that, but I prefer less bombast.

All I'm saying is for all the jokes of "maybe it will happen today", one day it will happen, it will be that day. That isn't just possible, it is a certainty. The hope is that it is very, very soon.

Ngl, I think about this song regularly. Seemingly impossible things can happen when people choose to believe they can happen. And when people come together and choose to believe collectively, and work towards that, look out. Remember how it felt the day Obama was elected?

YouTube video by Rodgers & Hammerstein "Impossible" from Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella (1965) | Lesley Ann Warren & Celeste Holm

Trying desperately to bring the energy of daft and dewy-eyed dopes building up impossible hopes into 2026. youtu.be/wuCQxDdacIE?...

That better be both parties this time. Sick of Dems whose chief complaint is "you did ask first". Schumer and Jeffries cannot be in charge, but how many elected dems agree with them and like taking cover behind them. Time for millennials to take over.

I regret to inform you that US presidents don't tend to face any consequences for war crimes.

The defining feature of the Trump administration is glee at the suffering of girls.

Have never understood it and likely never will. This loathsome black hole of morality, the antichrist we were warned of by our parents and pastors, and they ran to him and embraced him with undying devotion. And they say *we* are the ones who have strayed and need salvation smh.

Operation WHAZZUHHHH
Operation Borat Voice
Operation Dude, You're Getting a Dell
Operation Dreamworks Face
Operation Did I Do Thaaaaat?
Operation Crunchwrap Supreme
Operation Who Let the Dogs Out?
Operation Screaming Modem
Operation JNCO

The stupid is compounding.

the only video of him that i want to see is the one where it happens. you can stop posting the rest of them

Millions of people with their entire identity wrapped up in this fucking guy...it's a goddamn tragedy.

Imagine sending your kids to die in a war for no reason, on behalf of this child rapist.

Donald Trump’s only policy is destruction - at home and abroad, everywhere, all the time.

Doesn't matter how many times you bomb the middle east, Jesus isn't coming back, and a religion that drives leaders to mass murder kids is barbaric. Christian supremacists say "the US is a Christian nation" to mean "the US is The Best nation". In reality, we are a uniquely destructive nation.

a bald man says i 'm waiting in a movie ALT: a bald man says i 'm waiting in a movie

ANY TIME NOW, ARTERIES, DO YOUR THING

Yeeeesh, it's a good thing I'm not an obituary writer.

Lol, of course. I also went through my Lost Jukebox archives for "Amy", another song I loved that I thought was Sedaka, but it was also Barry Mann. So I have a history of crossing those particular wires.

RIP Neil Sedaka. I discovered his 1969 light psychpop single "Rainy Jane" via the legendary Lost Jukebox series, gave me a new perspective on him, though as a kid in the 80s I did regularly call the oldies station to request "Who Put the Bomp", so I guess I always liked him. youtu.be/JHPn8BwZOYA?...

ERIN.

When I took a tour of the Winchester Mystery House, they pointed out that all the staircases had tons of stairs and switchbacks because the lady could barely lift her legs without pain, so each step was like two inches higher than the last step. Anyway, that's like the bar these guys can't clear.

The chief end of man (me, specifically) is to glorify this post by enjoying the schadenfreude forever.

Wow. How did he do it?

Remmick from Sinners

Paramount right now.