April

Has Colby weighed in on the

Oh no, oh fuck we need new writers

This is victim blaming!!!

They call him strategy cheese because his plans are full of holes

In your Hank Hill era

a man wearing a helmet and goggles is holding a weapon in a desert . Alt: a man wearing a helmet and goggles is holding a weapon in a desert .

Hell yeah

Move fast, kill your electorate

I got a maul and it's splitting.

BOAT BOAT BOAT

So far, we’ve gotten into:

1. The oil-tanker escort business
2. The shipping-insurance business
3. The militia-arms and finance business

And it’s only Tuesday.

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Beyond the si

Fan fucking tastic

this is the sound of panic setting in

Electrolytes! Possibly lactic bacteria! It's nature's Gatorade

1972 yellow Pantera

Late winter on dry days is a good time to do a walk and smell flowers.
Daphne, viburnum, saracocca and witch hazels all bloom and it's a soliflore wonderland.

A bright red quince blossom

A quince blossom

I encourage everyone to get outside if you can

I'm making an appointment with Cantwell to have this very discussion

a cartoon of a woman looking at her reflection in a mirror with netflix written on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a woman looking at her reflection in a mirror with netflix written on the bottom

People talking about a supermajority are wish casting.

Also, it's me.

President Quixote

OMG Tillis, still yelling, brings up that time Noem killed her dog.

"I trained dogs, alright?" he yells. "You are a farmer. You should know better. You should know if you're going out to a hunting lodge and you're puttin pheasants out and you're puttin dogs out, you don't take a puppy out there!"

Let's see Walgreens unlock all their merch.

This is my baseline.

Patata BRAVO

They aren't called tapas anymore. It's now "patriotizers".

Trump: "Spain has been terrible. I told Scott to cut off all dealings with Spain. They said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it."

Get the cheeseman

“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment: