@wildmutations.bsky.social
A slippery little fella. Listen to The Deadly Spawn now: https://open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFMm0KdjQCjQ6kfiSGs?si=Wt_aE8CvSXS59IWlK5NPCg
Do what he says!
23.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you read about Willie the Disc yet?
25.09.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I tried to warn them
06.09.2025 12:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's fontanelle is starting to leak
02.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0About time someone gave him a taste of his own medicine!
04.08.2025 10:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Toxic Vaccibated Beef
01.08.2025 08:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hulk Hogan tried to do his trademark shirt ripping off trick, but not realising he was already shirtless, he grabbed his own skin and tragically tore himself asunder
#hogan
I hate antimatter, it feels disgusting
04.07.2025 07:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing like a bowl of piping hot PAP
04.07.2025 07:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I messed up and told my kids about the langoliers, now they're trying to bite everything in the house
29.06.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sports headlines are very funny when you don't follow sports
22.06.2025 08:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the larval stage of Pacman. When they reach adulthood, their legs wither and fall off
15.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is only one way for Elon to get back on Trump's good side: public seppuku with that chainsaw Milei gave him
01.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Surprise! The Wild Mutations have released a ferocious new single: The Deadly Spawn (named after Douglas McKeown’s 1983 masterpiece). It’s a gothic thrash metal song about a weird and unpleasant day I had a few years ago.
open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFM...
#ausmusic
Song of the week:
open.spotify.com/track/35LAll...
Song of the week:
open.spotify.com/track/2jeF37...
Last night I dreamt Ogre from Skinny Puppy and Pierce Brosnan were the same person
26.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fluid to keep a fish tank healthy
Getting on the hard stuff tonight
25.05.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"take my hand off to never never land" - James Hetfield, 1996
18.05.2025 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My cat did this once
15.05.2025 09:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The conclave chose that new pope so quickly. I hope they didn't rush the decision
12.05.2025 10:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"give it away, give it away, give it away now" -Anothiny Kiedis, 1991
11.05.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fall in the ocean all the time and no one gives a fuck
11.05.2025 02:10 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My belated new year's resolution is to learn the thrash guitar parts from Carry Stress in the Jaw
10.05.2025 08:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whale-balls for breakfast—don’t forget.
I accidentally cast corpse explosion on myself 😳
08.05.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sharks are curious and adaptable, and able to learn associations. If that person fed and cared for it, it could have learned to feel calm and nice when they're around
05.05.2025 20:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, it felt good
04.05.2025 10:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On the other side of the international date Line it's not Friday at all, so the sentiment rang false
03.05.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My attempts to be interesting are being described as "increasingly off-putting"
03.05.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
