would sending you my cock and balls help

huge pet peeve when a bookstore doesn’t have a shelf dedicated to stephen king books

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as long as you have a screen protector you should be good without a case unless you’re particularly clumsy

my location is in my bio 😭 what if i did a voice reveal and i had a crazy ass british accent

wonder how octomom is doing

anyway here’s a pic of me in london two weeks ago

didn’t even know those existed. that with some butter 🤤

hate how blueberry bagels always look moldy

have been accused of appearing british by two random people recently 😔

like 16 hours behind

amc flags at half-staff

isn’t she head of the CIA

no shade but check out my video

this was crazy

fcf can be vídeos of that, too 😏

letting the anticipation begin

one battle after another is very good

miranda drinking carrie’s last mexican coke…. electric chair

huge day

don’t let them distract you from the real reason for the season

if you’re using the new ios to update a background on an imessage convo, you can very very easily accidentally facetime that person instead so heads up

listen to stoned at the nail salon without crying challenge: failed again

thinking

madrid is so pretty around christmastime

can’t emphasize this enough

yes please

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we are now

Walk of Fame (feat. Brittany Howard) by Miley Cyrus on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 6:00

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i swear when this was released it didn’t have the brittany howard ft listed