my wardrobe is weak as fuck

fuck the foo fighters

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

"It's giving Tuesday" texts read different when you're gay

exactly 🙂‍↕️

wait why can’t i recreate my shared pic to include all four categories like you

i opened my top songs and apple music called me a stupid bitch

marty supreme is spectacular

bigger tv

Jim Carrey the grinch smiling

That hung smile

what will your order be

a great song can be seven minutes and feel like four

stopping by dunks need anything?

girl it’s fcf read the room

with one month left remaining this year i’ve already spent $1400 more out of pocket on health related expenses than i did in the entirety of 2024

*frothing at the mouth*

Don’t be normal

rummaging thru my brothers and SILs bedroom with my sister in laws sister plotting to steal our clothes back

Steam Room

better not be bullmoose

I hate wristwatches

hell yea 🤟

apple music’s algo largely blows but their personalized radio station almost always hits

people posting about survivor and all i hear is reba singing her theme song

the thought of you dating someone who isn’t me 😩

mandy patinkin’s voice is so soothing

tbf i think at least 38% of americans would self describe as racists

get fucked angus king

pivoting to vers top (growing out my beard)