that cat portrait 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

wednesday quickly becoming one of my favorite days of the week thank you for your service 😛🤙

I’m a little sweaty.

damn apparently i’d been singing the lorde lyrics all wrong

does anyone want to play chess

are hokas comfortable? because goddamn those things are ugly as fuck

weekly reminder

naked gun is really good

zionists are protesting bookstores. insane world. israel will fall

quality of life is directly related to ease of access to good pancakes

“earned”

ok so this is a flagrant lie

i would but i don’t wear underwear 🫨

Stop blaming everyone for your problems! Instead, pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

need that telegram link 🥵🥵 but your DMs aren’t open

payday comes every other friday but i get to see fat cocks every single friday 🤤

oh hell yea 🔥

fantastic four is pretty bad. it’s fine. but certainly is not good

baby carrots and diet dr pepper do not pair well together

🎶 And I point it blind. Crash and burn girl, baby swallow it dry 🎶

Gaza doctors ‘becoming too weak to treat patients’ as hunger crisis deepens Malnourished medical staff say they are struggling to provide care to injured civilians, while recovery rates are also hit by

Gaza doctors ‘becoming too weak to treat patients’ as hunger crisis deepens

first time???

slutty lighting in the dicks family bathroom

damn 🤤

eddington is interesting but is ultimately not good

should i get a girlfriend? as a bit

just fell down the stairs watching this

gays love burning to a crisp and then calling their burns tan lines 😭

love these

aye happy birthday!