SleepySebby

i cant believe ancient greeks and romans were actually made out of stone isn’t that crazy? i wonder how they did all that stuff back then it must have been exhausting being that heavy

my villain era started when i was such a baldy bald baby and MY TWIN BROTHER grew hair waay befors me and evergone gave him attention before me but GUESS WHO HAS THE BETTER HEAD OF HAIR NOW HUH!!! NOT HIM!

i love u to u my favourite character

i love having a shower bathtub it means when my hair clogs up the plughole i can have a little paddle in the water like a seal

congratulationssss its so lovely having a pattnere

its always unexpected for me

i hate british food its just full of mushy boiled vegetables shout out vegans u guys know how to cook a freaking vegetable and make it taste great 💚💚💚

wait i think this is my daddy issues

sometimes i wish g-d could chip in and tell me whether im doing and saying the right thing, but unfortunately he likes to be all mysterious and make me figure it out myself

also eggy challah (salty poppy seed challah, not that broiche cake stuff)

eggy bread with garlic mushrooms and more egg

i dont want u to explide ☹️

thats what i do in real life

help i have been dreaming that i am writing misogynistic tweets in my sleep i have to check if i actually wrote them. please cancel me if i do

yes. infants such interesting creatures

napping here would heal me

give a man a banana he will eat for a day. give man banana he will eat banana. banana please.

i have been studying the psychology of infants and now i feel like david attenborough is with me when i go outside

yay

i know im nearsighted buut i think farsighted people are chads because babies are nearsighted too and farsightedness is the next developmental stage in humanity

good night babe

real

TAG YOURSELF im wake up at 4pm and tell everyone you’re better than them

i used to do that on tiktok i didnt actually have anything against them they were just mildly annoying so i didnt want to see them on my fyp again

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i keep falling asleep in my dreams mid dream and the dream characters don’t know how to react im really that sleepy huh

i don’t know what this means i dont watch anime but i am mother

thats so true lol love u

Simple man… complex gender 😔

i went ice skating with my frieneds @r0wboat.bsky.social and @callmestrawberry.bsky.social i am so happy. i had such a good time