Dorian.exe

The world’s richest men want to build data centers, off-planet colonies, and bunkers.

What they never want to build are libraries, schools, hospitals, or affordable housing. Why do we keep pinning our hopes on people who’ve already checked out of humanity?

People really went from “release the files” to “protect the ’philes.”

We live in an era where humans can't say the word "suicide" in a youtube video but and AI chatbot can encourage a child to commit suicide

Why are men so concerned about where other men “put it”?

Wouldn’t an increase in gay men be welcoming, since it raises the female-to-male ratio per square foot?

Doesn’t that mean your alpha genes are so potent they can offset the entire gay community? Why aren’t you celebrating instead?

LLMs are micro-targeted psychographics. The data centers aren’t there to create waifus. They exist to collect & track every part of your personality & activity, building an all-around surveillance system à la China. & the kicker? You can convince entire populations to Jonestown themselves.

We should never expect the insanely rich to fix the problems they created. Did we learn nothing from history?

Remember this when the AI bubble crashes. It will be your taxes covering the asses of billionaires who should have known better but didn’t. Or maybe they did and simply didn’t care. Just like in 2008, when governments decided the banks deserved bailouts more than the mom & pop shops they destroyed

In a just world many of these people would be imprisoned. In today’s world we call them celebrities and praise their ability to “get the bag” even when it means scamming thousands. Late-stage capitalism killed morality and the soul.

La Casa Real Española está altamente involucrada en casos de corrupción durante la pandemia de COVID. Pero no os preocupéis por la justicia: a los jueces que llevan el caso ya les han dicho que miren para otro lado.

“Why won’t you have compassion for me when I showed no compassion for others?”

Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?

Over-collecting is seen as an acceptable form of hoarding because… it’s clean, and capitalism.

"Serial entrepreneur" today basically means "multiple failed scams" with a LinkedIn account.

When people are doing investigations in high-profile cases, they are often told to sweep evidence under the rug. But by not speaking up, or at least leaking information, aren’t they, in essence, complicit in the same crimes they once vouched to expose?

We are about to find out if we are, indeed, three meals away from anarchy.

We all live under E Corp now. They just call themselves something else.

Amazing how we went from “We’re going to cure cancer” to “Let’s build sycophantic adult chatbots with video rendering to jack off to.”

In shareholder value, that’s called progress.

Thinking about this tweet & the parallels with Gym Bros.

“Your shoulders gleam like marble.”
“Your glutes are biblical, bro.”

They spot each other like Victorian poets wrote letters: passionately, in denial.

Historians will call them fitness enthusiasts

It’s 2025. Just get a room. Nobody cares

Influencers going back to real jobs is peak modern schadenfreude. AI versions now post their 4 a.m. workouts, 5-a-day matcha rituals, & “totally organic” ads with sponsored smiles. All with perfect skin & clean & carefully curated corporate jargon.

It’s funny how all the world’s religions boil down to basically “it is written.” And I’m here like, pass me that pen. I’ll write a new appendix or something, and now I can also say, “it was written thus.” Then sit back and watch a bunch of mofos make me their deity.

I’m just waiting for all the end-of-the-world theories to come true at once. A cosmic battle between gods, the Antichrist rising from the Inferno, endless cycles of destruction and creation, all sprinkled with nuclear war & a dash of alien colonization. Honestly, at this point, it would be a relief

What happens to the Epstein ballroom if the president dies before completion?

People out there building bunkers without realizing that if you piss people off enough, they’ll pour cement in your vents or wall up your exits.

Yes, but did you say thank you?

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People out there be like, “Living my most authentic self,” while rocking fake lashes, fake hair, fake eye color, fake nails, fake jaw, fake chest, fake waistline, fake ass, fake legs.

And I’m just sitting here like, your most authentic self is being fake?

It’s fascinating that the dead all speak English when communicating through mediums, spirit boxes,etc. Dead Ugandan warrior? English. German soldier from WWI? English. Japanese samurai from ten centuries ago? Also English.

When did they switch from Latin? Was there a spirit council vote or smthing?