ClaireBear ⚜️

they won't even wait until they deploy! they'll turn on their fellow troops and figure out who they can "other" and get a gang of like-minded people to do a group murder before dismembering them and burying their body parts in different parts of fort hood, and the chain of command will be sleepin

"oh it's about duty and honor and for others it's a way to get out of a flyover state" might be true for your people that go into human resources or whatever but even then a lot of these freaks just wanna kill people and the military offers them the easiest, most direct way to do that

we never really believed that whole "the military will refuse illegal orders!!" shouting because having been in the military we can say for a fact that a lot of people join up because they really wanna fucking kill people. economic desperation might be a factor, but they just love doing legal murder

it must feel so good to be so fucking stupid all of the time, huh? may wisdom never outpace you 🙏

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white woman jumpscare

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

Dyke knights wip! ⚔️

“this and a white monster”

it's over..

Marathon logo font that reads "START CROSS SEX HORMONES NOW RECLAIM YOUR BODY ABSOLUTION CAN BE YOURS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE IT"

you could always take our maiden name pyon

we should update the adoption papers

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SO true

so true, so true

charhalfcaffmochalatte

terrible time to be having near nervous breakdowns over our job. we need to leave, and we're going to, but the relief we feel settling on leaving is immediately replaced by the immense financial/economic uncertainty of everything and we're just stuck in this stress loop of feeling bad all the time

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

honorable mentions for the jak n daxter games, dishonored, battlefield 4, and probably a few others we can't remember because we have brain damage and also blocked out a solid chunk of our life's memories for our own sanity

ty ty, and likewise!

byeah

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so true

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Yeah this is the one

stall graffiti that says 'suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell'