Wendy Winters

shamelessly reposting myself outside of the wendy winters persona bc i think this is important

Meow!

Wendy Winters is back from hibernation following the Game Awards! Balatro sweep, as the kids have been saying?

Sorry I haven't been posting Wendinators I've been recovering from a violent acid reflux episode :] Remember to par-SLAY!

This bolognese I'm cooking is a-bolognesing!!! Haha! 🤣

Son just told me about Skyrim. Apparently it's a game? How does one get to the rim of the sky? Or... wait. 😳

My poor parsley is suffering in these temperatures. Wish I could turn the sun back up to summer mode!! 😂

Think of all the Living you have yet to do, the Laughs you'll miss, and the Love you would never know if you died to raw milk!!

Please do NOT assume that my mold immunity means I also condone drinking raw milk! I am a STAUNCH supporter of pasteurisation.
I am firmly on the side of NOT DYING.

Thank you Hell+!! I'm so glad my posts bring you joy!! Mildly concerned by your display name though, is Hell Plus better or worse than biblical hell? Curious!

I'm fine now my husband brought me some parsley from my garden and it fixed the problem.
You could say it par-slayed the toxins in my bloodstream Lol!

coffe bad

hopital

When you have a green thumb like me, a little mold in your coffee can only be a positive! It comes with a unique flavour profile and some super nutrients! Not for the faint of heart tho!! The mold only accepts those who are worthy.

It's still good! A little moldy but I'm a fun guy Lol! Going to make a cup and update everyone...

I still have a jar of Nescafe from 1992. Will it still be good? Does instant coffee spoil?

My french press just broke. I'm going to have to use... INSTANT coffee 😭
How will I live without my fresh beans!!!

Omg!! Thank you JoJo! Can I call you JoJo? It sounds so 'hip' and my son keeps talking about 'JoJo References' so I think he is referring to you! He's such a big fan!!

Tho Minters does sound a bit bad if you think too hard about it. Is that why Belinda from school kept calling me a "minter"? I thought it was just a nickname!

Love the Winters but I wish when I got married I could of kept my maiden name!! Minters fit me better!

Don't understand wot's so difficult about calling people they tho!! All of my basil plants are like those non binaries

I don't know about any of this gender identity stuff. If you like home grown basil I don't care wot clothes you wear!!!

Parsley? More like par-slay! Is that what the Generation Z say?