elliot in the morning @eitmonline

Just recalled that yours truly DID have a hemorrhoid issue in the past. But it was the Spring of 2020, so not exactly as memorable as an infectious disease's global outbreak.

08.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

And self-care is never selfish.

07.08.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On an UNSUBSCRIBE tear this week and it. Is. Glorious!

07.08.2025 20:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But where do you rank the next one? That’s always my fav!

07.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or is it a hallucination?

07.08.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SMH The Mini 7-Across

07.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Remember when Greg T called in today? That was weird!

06.08.2025 21:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FWIW, she said "mother...sucker."

05.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Is Elliot right about 'Happy Gilmore 2'? Worth the—TWO HOURS?!?

05.08.2025 10:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Springsteen reference. Drink!

02.08.2025 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.08.2025 12:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

VIRTUAL MEASUREMENT!

01.08.2025 00:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL blue Connections group

01.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paul Heyman just ruined Christmas.

29.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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When you write fleshlight to your mom instead of flash—

26.07.2025 11:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Did “South Park” come back this week?

25.07.2025 17:02 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Need an emoji of a flugelhorn...and a cassette.

24.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.07.2025 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👋

24.07.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

back·rag

23.07.2025 13:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By the way, how extra emotional is the Puddles Pity Party cover of "Crazy Train" going to be tonight?

22.07.2025 20:17 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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I don't ever answer the door, sure, but I'm certainly not starting for a solicitor that rolls across my lawn.

22.07.2025 20:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wonder if Roger or Mimi ever locked themselves out during a break..

22.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Were Stevie, Lindsey, and Mick just promoting "The Kingdom"?

21.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“This old bird” -Bob Geldof on Mother Teresa

19.07.2025 23:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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When you’re told you can’t sweat for five days, this is what walking the dog feels like…

19.07.2025 13:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good to be back. Thanks!

19.07.2025 12:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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19.07.2025 12:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nacho!

19.07.2025 01:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Doesn’t the trailer look great?

18.07.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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