Pirate Jenny

No spoilers, but: there will be!

One quick way to get muted by me is to post silly shit like Pam here.

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It does terrible fucking things to your mind if you stop getting feedback like "dude what the fuck are you talking about?"

Just look at how literally any billionaire speaks.

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I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

The whole right wing movement is animated by 1 conspiracy theory: that white people are all secretly in agreement with them, and are being suppressed by a woke conspiracy

Miller and ICE occupations, Carr/Ellison and right wing media, DOGE and USAID, it's all looking for the off switch for the woke

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Ursula Le Guin wrote a response to this kind of nonsense years ago. Read it instead.

www.ursulakleguin.com/a-rant-about...

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Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

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Every morning before I get out of bed I open this app hoping to see good news; today I see the Grim Reaper has disappointed me yet again.

I literally saw a post two weeks back in which a guy with two jobs was flagellating himself because he was short on rent, lamenting that had he donated plasma more, maybe his rent would be on time. This system is deeply fucked. Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.

Somebody who cuts me off in traffic is still dude, but it's like DUDE 🤬

Same--I just want a car!--except make it a Mazda 3 for me 😃

I don't even understand car classifications any more--how are they calling this any kind of SUV? It's a coupe, right? But yeah, I'd take it.

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You should not be forced to gamble your earnings for the chance to die indoors.

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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It's Julian Shapiro-Barnum of Recess Therapy! So it's no wonder he's great with kids.

they performed American Idiot

TIL I'm older than Billie Joe Armstrong 💀

Link kept popping up in my feed and I'm glad I finally clicked it!

The world needs more weird short stories!

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Check your settings! Apparently there was a sneaky reset and my alt text prompt got switched off. I guess I should have thought to check when GIFs and videos started autoplaying again after I had disabled that.

Artist is Mindi Lehman

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.