Brian

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Lousy Smarch Manning

Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad, round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.

The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek

Whenever I hear Birds of a Feather, my brain replaces the opening lyric with the Corby “I am one of you!” drop. I have no idea how to turn this off.

Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar's Santo Tequila Trucks Hijacked in 'Double Heist.' Now $1M Worth of Tequila Is Missing (Exclusive) Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar's Santo tequila trucks were hijacked in Laredo, Texas, and 24,240 bottles are missing. The trucks were transporting 440 cases of tequila, or 24,240 bottles, including Santo b...

I would like to build a community of new friends structured solely around engaging with this news story people.com/guy-fieri-sa... #guyfieri #freeguy #tequila

It’s me… your old pal… sports panties

I appreciate how quickly this app said “memba ya old pal Grubes” because I absolutely can’t count on us randomly running into each other 2-3x per year forever

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I used to post a lot on other apps. Then I stopped posting. Now I’m going to post a little when and if I remember to do it in a much better space.