K L Mitchell

TBH, I'm still kind of cheesed that Anthropic didn't steal any of my books. Like what, I'm not good enough for ya?

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lol in case folks haven't noticed, every political and economic attack in this country is perfected on minorities FIRST and then scaled. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I fully endorse the Peppermint Patty & Marcie Disaster Lesbian theory.

Gender Outlaw by justkellys When living your truth is outlaws, only outlaws will truly live.

Sometimes all you can do is make art.

What they do to us, they will do to you by justkellys Evil is never wholly satiated.

When they came for us, what did you say?

The Heritage Foundation is one of the worst organizations in the modern world. A cesspit of sick nazi fucks. Every single idea, every single person who comes out of it makes the world a worse place. Creepy crawly death cult. Yeah I’m not very fond of them.

I’ve had too much caffeine
(that troublesome bean)
And the kind of cuisine
Vended from a machine.
What it’s doing inside me is downright obscene.
I’d send it all back (if you know what I mean).

OK, which of you FTMs out there loaned the NRA one of your packers?

See what you like about my male coworkers, they are 100% accepting of my female identity. I can tell because every time I try to say something they’ll just talk right over me.

TBH I kind of love the fact that in my lifetime we’ve gone from “Frankenstein was the monster” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist AND the monster“.

OK, new rule: anyone going around saying that slavery wasn’t so bad shall be regarded as volunteering.

I swear to you: my cat did not just meow at me, she literally *said*, "Meow".

Dear lord, are they actually going to characterize immigrants as enemy combatants?

I will be asking to remove 'Queer As Folklore' from the long list for the Polari Prize 2025.

"What is in this pipe? And why are those Indians giggling every time they call it a ‘peace pipe’?"

There’s a big nursing home in Mayo that was originally built for aging nuns and people call it The Virgin Megastore

A mysterious theft from a government office in Morocco leads to the jungles of Kenya, where an extraordinary secret has lain buried for 500 years.

Judge Session: I see no evidence of risk or danger of any kind. The court orders ICE to release Rümeysa Öztürk from custody IMMEDIATELY. She is free to return to her home in Massachusetts. Also free to travel within Mass and VT. I'm not going to restrict her travel, because I see no danger of flight

* continues working on the sequel*

Oh, they went with an old white guy this time. Historic.

OK, just gonna get ahead of this now:

No, I am NOT the new pope.

TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

One of the things that I think really doesn't get talked about enough re: transfolk is how men who were socialized to be women and vice versa really shine a harsh, unforgiving light on how radically different these groups are socialized.

I served with honor. And I guarndamntee I've got more than any of the 'justices' who voted for this.

I have something very personal to share with you.

Next month, my new graphic memoir, IT RHYMES WITH TAKEI, will pull back the curtain on my life in the closet—and my pivotal decision to come out.

It’s never too late to stand up for who you are.

More info: ow.ly/rEO750VEuxt

Photo of a protestor holding a sign saying "private string Gender, NOT public const bool Gender." It's programming humor.

People who get this are my kind of people.