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Jack Posobiec is criticizing Weimar Republic Germany the right way.

--Ezra Klein

The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?

Breaking News: Jane Goodall, one of the world’s most revered conservationists, died at 91. Her discoveries in the 1960s about how chimpanzees behaved in the wild broke new ground and represented what was called “one of the Western world’s great scientific achievements.” nyti.ms/42kpGxt

The Story of DOGE, as Told by Federal Workers WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as the Department of Government Efficiency tore through their offices.

"I will not give them what they want. I will not just leave. I’m going to make it as difficult as possible for these fuckheads.”

WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as DOGE tore through their offices.

If your intended audience can't understand your instructions, can't be bothered to carry out your instructions, and/or following your instructions fails to actually solve the problems that they have, you're just masturbating.

Lmao?????

Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/

Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup Former president faces decades-long jail sentence for seeking to forcibly cling to power after losing 2022 election * Anatomy of a coup plot: why Jair Bolsonaro is on trial A majority of Brazil’s supreme court judges have voted to convict the country’s former president Jair Bolsonaro of plotting a military coup, leaving the far-right populist facing a decades-long sentence for leading the criminal conspiracy. Justice Cármen Lúcia Antunes Rocha ruled on ​Thursday that Bolsonaro – a former paratrooper who was elected president in 2018 – was guilty of seeking to forcibly cling to power after losing the 2022 election, meaning three of the five judges involved in the trial had found Brazil’s former leader guilty. Continue reading...

Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

THANK YOU. As someone who lives in a red state but did not vote for this, whose voice and vote are drowned out because of gerrymandering and political nonsense, I am incensed when purity test lefties want to throw entire regions under the bus. Shut up and ask us about coalition building

hole detail, stewart beach mini golf seawall, galveston, texas, 1986

hole detail, stewart beach mini golf seawall, galveston, texas, 1986

"I can't believe people aren't reacting to the DC occupation America is cooked" it has been less than a week

It has been less than a week!!

It is WAY too early to say how this thing is gonna go down

The Latest Government Gift to Big Tech and Corporate Power Lawmakers claim new age verification laws are about ‘child safety’ – but, in reality, they expand surveillance and silence dissent.

I wrote about how these bullshit “child safety” laws that are framed as cracking down on big tech actually do the exact opposite, for @zeteo.com

YouTube video by 60 Minutes Australia Why is Donald Trump refusing to release the Epstein files? | 60 Minutes Australia

60 Minutes Australia said YOLO and did a major investigation into Trump and Epstein.

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Opinion Jeanine Pirro: The fight to make D.C. safe and beautiful These three laws are detrimental to public safety and to my ability to fight crime. 11 minutes ago • 4 min

The Washington Post sent me a push alert for this dreck, and I would like to know who made that decision so I can incite them to meet me in the Octagon

Heads up - Instagram added a new maps feature that shows your location. Thankfully someone let me know and I just opted out! Go to “settings and activity” and activity and then select “Story, live and location” to select who can view your location !

I reach into my pocket for my roadkill sandwich. A part of the Fitness Test is whether we can successfully consume what the Secretary calls Gold-Standard Meat. He says it will "rewild" our stomachs. For too long, humans have been coasting along digesting "indoor food," which he says is why nobody is sailing ships around Cape Horn anymore or constructing good Chichén Itzás, like they used to. ("When was the last time you saw Christopher Columbus?" he asked on the radio recently. "We're going to bring all of that back.") "Bear?" Greg says, hopefully. I shake my head. "Mystery."

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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...

Does anyone actually take this seriously anymore? Is anyone truly thinking "OpenAI is worth five hundred billion dollars" and able to express why? Oh they're buying their own data centers maybe? Or is Oracle doing that? Salesforce's market cap is $236bn! This is very silly now!

$500 billion valuation? Private secondary stock sale? Sure sounds like a very real company with a future and not a suicide round used to juice as much possible remaining value from this company before it explodes when it can't convert to a for profit. Alternatively they keep raising capital forever

it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone

Sam Altman @sama someday soon something smarter than the smartest person you know will be running on a device in your pocket, helping you with whatever you want. this is a very remarkable thing.

Sam Altman has got to the point where he doesn't even bother to describe stuff anymore. "Uhh yeah sometime you'll have a thingy that will do stuff. And wow will it be good!"

everyday someone writes something new and mean about this dumbass man's book but this may be the title holder here www.vulture.com/article/post...

Maybe they ran out of time 😂

Two War Reporter Brothers, 60 Countries and Now a Pair of New Books

Jon Lee Anderson and Scott Anderson are brothers who try not to be in the same war zone at the same time, but I caught up with them while they both happened to be in New Jersey. We talked about their unconventional lives and their unconventional upbringing.

i’ll trans your form if u know what I mean 😏

went to a townhall where someone asked Foushee if she regretted that AIPAC spent a bunch on her initial primary and her answer was essentially “I’m not gonna pretend that didn’t happen, now name a time I’ve actually voted against the people of Gaza” because again, no refunds

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.