My kingdom for a Snickerdoodle

How’d you like to be the Big Bopper? Everybody else in that plane got a movie

The Brits do it the best

The winter itch?

Another of the season’s little gifts.

Death of a thousand cuts. #superbowl

Particularly clumpy litter box.

Had to use my spatula.

Trump wants Dulles and Penn Station renamed for him Trump offered to release the funding for the Gateway infrastructure project if Schumer agrees to support renaming Dulles and Penn Station after Trump.

The only thing that should be named after Trump is an STD

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Lyrics of Kid Rock, performer at the TPUSA halftime show: “Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)”

No wonder Trump loves him

Saw “The Wall” on my YouTube TV.

It’s a fucking game show.

Deep cleaning the kitchen on a Sunday morning, and I asked Alexa to play Neil Diamond.

What have I become?

I love to ski.

I also have a deep fear of a broken femur.

My Achilles heel? Hotel sausage

Look for someone who has the #2 best-seller

I like any food that’s dredged.

I met Bob once. He was doing a book signing in Boston, the day after a killer show at the Boston Garden.

I said “Hey Bob, thanks for playing ‘Black Throated Wind’” last night.”

He looked up at me….and blew his nose.

Been there

Algorithm suggesting “Matlock.”

Starting to worry.

Pepperjack is laziest of cheeses.

😂😂😂

Orzo. Ouzo.

What’s the difference?

I’ll miss the majesty of the holiday season

My superpower? Finding the coconut cream candy in a boxed of mixed chocolates.

I fucking loathe coconut.

The best thing about being under the weather?

The hot toddy.

My annual holiday tradition: the Christmas zit.

Internet down. No TV. Pats kick off around 8.

I have faith in Spectrum. Have they ever let anyone down before?

We all been there

I may appear confident but I’m a man who has made a lot of laundry mistakes

The extra ball is the sweetest achievement in pinball

Sublime

Cranking Ray and the boys, and making cabbage soup.

Live fast, die young