@keysterglenjamin.bsky.social
Blahaj enjoyer, soup connoisseur, table denier
The lion does not concern himself with a balanced diet
11.09.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Coasting off of this until the day I die
22.05.2025 21:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This and a case of beer between my legs
02.05.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Born to see how loud I can fart, forced to crap my pants
01.05.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ong Iโm such a big and greedy fatass
01.05.2025 04:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This and 3 billions dollars
29.04.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yeah uhhhhhh, Iโll have eggs
28.04.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โPreeshโ you a grown man in your 30s dawg, put a suit on and get to work
19.04.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
RED BULL ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
17.04.2025 13:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Aprils fools, your lazy ass didnโt do shit today
01.04.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
01.04.2025 21:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
What your ears so big for, damn
28.03.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
27.03.2025 11:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Doing adult shit with my coworkers, like discussing what kind of couches we have and when we plan on upgrading them, then immediately skeeting about it
22.03.2025 14:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
09.03.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hardtack and rum my beloved
26.02.2025 09:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
How I be reading my own skeets and xweets
26.02.2025 08:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
โYou grow to be the person younger you would feel safe aroundโ I am a mess
26.02.2025 08:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This and affordable living ๐คค๐คค๐คค
24.02.2025 07:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Now what the hell is this
22.02.2025 04:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let bro borrow my clippers and he came back with a full beard ๐
19.02.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐จ๐ฆ I inhaled the hashbrown moments before the photo was taken, so pretend itโs there
10.02.2025 07:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
What a terrifying young lad
08.02.2025 21:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Champa if he wasnโt such a fucking fat ass
07.02.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everyone wants โold timey loveโ until I launch a missile of an apple at their face to declare my proposal
07.02.2025 21:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The 15 Stellaris fans when they get to โplayโ their coloured spread sheet for 6 hours straight.
03.02.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The humble sewer rat:
30.01.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why your ears so damn big
29.01.2025 08:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs so cold outside even the tweakers have migrated
24.01.2025 16:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It means, if thereโs Club Soda at my funeral when I die, I will come back and drown a mf in that shit, because I donโt like it
24.01.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
