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@samoyote.bsky.social

Heavy is the 'yed that wears the clown. He/him. Trashiest sled dog you'll ever meet. Now available in dobie form too! Environmental PM. Questionable DJ. Expect weird NSFW stuff ๐Ÿ”ž

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a cartoon of a man driving a red sports car with the words " ahaha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys " ALT: a cartoon of a man driving a red sports car with the words " ahaha nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys "

manifesting lrt with this

07.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

07.08.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12564    ๐Ÿ” 2445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 416    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174

Good time to mention, I'll be visiting Seattle for the first time in 3 weeks for Labor Day!

Any friends & moots out that way who wanna meet up, hmu!

07.08.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@flytothenight.bsky.social dropped the best Nissan Altima play last ANE, far as I'm concerned ๐Ÿ”ฅ

07.08.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like clipping. is coming to Cambridge next week and tickets are like $25. I know where (much less of) my $ is going.

07.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MGM singlehandedly killing live music in Boston

07.08.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like Doechii is my queen right now no question, but is it worth $250+ w fees so I can then pay $25+ a drink w/out tip?

07.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Maybe I'm just not a dedicated enough musichead, but unless it's an absolutely unique expanding once-in-a-lifetime experience, I refuse to pay $200 or more for concert tickets.

07.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like yes I wash my clothes regularly and treat them as well as I possibly can, this shouldn't be happening lmfao

07.08.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact, this was done to kill mildew that had started manifesting on them bc of how fucking sweaty this summer has been, and I'm genuinely so mad figuring out since how many other garments I own have started taking on that same awful smell :/

07.08.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like sorry this looks a little weird on our part, byeeeee

06.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending a farewell email as PM to one of my soon-to-be-former employer's larger clients having only inherited PM duties for them 6 months ago when my old boss left is a strange feeling lol

06.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beside cold-emailing me, another way I can always tell which recruiter scams ran AI on my LinkedIn or similar bc they'll say I'm a good fit for a local dental hygienist position, all bc of the Industrial Hygienist position I have listed from years ago.

06.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found her gofundme! She's already raised 41.5k of her 45k goal for gas, vehicle maintenance, phone/internet costs (for posting the videos), food and supply drives for the community, and emergency funds in case she gets into legal trouble:

02.08.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3987    ๐Ÿ” 2295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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Hey!

04.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 767    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Actually me, if you even care

05.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OGGY!

02.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck that guy

02.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(mostly baking soda, vinegar and anti-mycelial soap. wouldn't recommend)

02.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

va bulgne ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

02.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seasoned jocks really give you a nice stock ๐ŸคŒ

02.08.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Undie soup

02.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

having an aneurysm watching this new Project Runway season lmaooo

02.08.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THANK

let's go together soon!

02.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NAME AND LOCATION. NOW.

PLEASE ๐Ÿฅบ

02.08.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*musters the gear pup hoarde*

Go, my freak dogs! Flood his follows!

02.08.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bryce chats with Producer Blackmajic about Music, Furries, and More!

bearworldmag.com/blackmajic-i...

01.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

๐ŸŽต Why do flies suddenly appear, every time you're near ๐ŸŽต

02.08.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is gonna be 20 years old in 2027, Adult Swim has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

(That or Yโ€™know, just rerelease it back in Theaters)

01.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 253    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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