StarConfessor

Get fucked Bruce harrell

Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

Honestly curious whether the House Dems decision to release this latest bunch of Epstein files is a direct result of the Senate Dems absolutely shitting the bed

new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together

"no, mecha is not AWESOME. There's a difference between that, & extremely expensive CRAP. Zeon doesn't even make money, it's all savings from the Gryps War. You would never understand." "So you live alone & spend all your money on mecha & sunglasses?" "oh, so you do understand"

There is a genius to this image that cannot be explained in words. I can't stop laughing.

32 years ago today, TRAMAPOLINE! TRABAPOLINE! “Bart's Inner Child” premiered November 11, 1993.

BEEAAAATRICHEEEEE UWOOoooOooo

Screenshot of Ash’s Leavanny holding his rowlet in the Pokémon anime with totodile standing to the left

Zoomed in screenshot of Rowlet being held by Ash’s Leavanny in the Pokémon anime

gently holding the rowlet

a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can ALT: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a door that says that sign can 't stop me because i can

Cowboy:

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

i just finished umineko episode 3

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

A red squirrel whose right eye is a “1” and right eye is a “6” poses in a crowded park.

Juroku Appurisu, a silly yet reliable squirrel, is the mascot for Juroku (16) Bank’s app. He likes chestnuts, walnuts, and asset management.

Mobile Suit Gundam-san (2014)
Episode 8 - Daydreaming Amuro
01:27.396

Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Boy watching Homer beat up the krusty burglar: Stop! He’s already dead!

I hate these motherfuckers so much

Also, who talks about things that they've seen like that???

This man has never seen a movie

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

i love UMINEKO

This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:

Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever