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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

Thinking about the amount of deceased artists Gorillaz managed to include on The Mountain and getting emotional

The idea that Reed Pop wants to turn Emerald City Comic Con into an also–ran Coachella is genuinely fucking depressing and embarrassing. That’s not your competition. That’s not your crowd. The people who want to go to Coachella will just go to Coachella, not ECCC.

we blew up a bunch of children and civilian infrastructure why aren’t you guys excited about it we thought that would make you happy

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

would jesus not be mad if you kill a bunch of people to bring him back. is it okay if its to bring jesus back, i'm not up on all the rules i confess

i think that one of the things that nobody in the mainstream talks about (yes i know we complain about it on here all the time if you think this is the mainstream oh boy) is how successfully politicians have divested themselves of any responsibility for anything at all

Bruh

You know how sometimes a goalie will give up a lot of goals not through any fault of his own, but because of the defense in front of him but he gets pulled anyway?

Maybe that's what the Kraken skaters are doing for Joey Daccord so he can end his night early and watch the F1 race.

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

Jersey City Parking Authority van with the sliding back door open: JERKING AUTHORITY

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon facing to the right with wide eyes

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on a bench

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back

Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokémon looking towards the sky

Thinking about low res pikachu.

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Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh CJ Jackson was also at ECCC 🫣🫣🫣🫣💕💕

😘😘

Watercolor three panel comic of a tabby cat and its owner. The comic has a blue hue. The owner says in the first panel "i know what you are". The tabby cat behind her says "say it. Out loud" the last panel the owner says "hungry" and the cat says yep and smiles

Painted this cat comic at ECCC, available for $100

Everyone should follow my beautiful friend @thedarkenedelf.bsky.social because she is hot

HAWT!!!!

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Me too! Which is why I'm sad that a lot of this season didn't hit for me, despite having a lot of moments I really, really liked.

Paris and Lemon from @rudetales.bsky.social be like

The windows are really giving groverhaus