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Darren Norton

@knockernorton.bsky.social

Connoisseur. Shithouse. Thursday night Pirlo. Hummel ambassador. Loves tinpot football.

199 Followers  |  214 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2023  |  2.2613

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Many thanks to everyone who purchased a copy of our latest zine at today's epic victory vs @sheffieldfc.bsky.social. Always good to chat with fans. And so pleased to be able to support One Punch Hull. Copies still available via vftae.bigcartel.com/product/view...

01.02.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Help keep print alive & support a great charity. All for less than the price of a pint.

26.01.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a couch in a room .

Wife's put a Christmas film on. Ffs.

Plus side, Emilia Clarke is in it.....

21.12.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're never too old to play grassroots football You’re never too old to get back on the footballing horse…

Our @knockernorton.bsky.social has been moonlighting with Mundial. Here's his excellent piece on the pleasures and pains of playing for Ferriby's over-50s.
www.goal.com/mundial/back...

20.12.2024 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

16.12.2024 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell you what, if Margot Robbie was coming to my house for a bunk up, I'd fuckin make sure I was in....

#ChanelAdvert

15.12.2024 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Liver packed in by the 23rd....

13.12.2024 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In my defence, it was late & I was rushing. Did get one of then salad boxes though, rammed it full of pasta & Cous cous

11.12.2024 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A pre-packed one. About 4 quid.
I'm ashamed of myself *

* spicy beef though *

11.12.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Home alone for tea.
Bought a Morrisons pizza.
I'm worse than scum.

10.12.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Monday night sorted

09.12.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TFI Friday

06.12.2024 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both talk shit about how many goals they scored ? πŸ€”

02.12.2024 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both with erectile disfunction

02.12.2024 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#RIP @nickquantrill.bsky.social
Taken far too soon. Football career - like his elbow - in bits.

02.12.2024 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just not on MOTM trophies πŸ˜‰

01.12.2024 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Standards πŸ˜‰

30.11.2024 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bacon still oinking
Sausage burnt to a crisp.
Excellent egg. Lose the fancy toms. Bonus point for black pudding.

6/10

BIN

29.11.2024 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

* Dillian White confused look gif *

27.11.2024 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really good game

27.11.2024 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cracking game of Eurpean Association shitkicking at Anfield

27.11.2024 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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* waves *

25.11.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not something you'll have to worry about, ambling around upfront

25.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ere, @nickquantrill.bsky.social I'm out for Sunday's match, hamstring tear. I'll leave the MOTM trophy with you on Saturday, just so you know what it looks like. Cheers, m6

25.11.2024 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Different App, same shite.
Lose the mushrooms. Bacon looks decent. Sausage looks dubious to say the least. Nice poachies. Good price. 7/10

BIN !

25.11.2024 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not Hu5

24.11.2024 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I wanna be at home watching the football when I can be at the in-laws watching snooker πŸ‘€

Fuckin snooker.

24.11.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturdays without football are shit. TBF, some Saturdays WITH football are equally shit.

23.11.2024 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inspired by @vftae.bsky.social

23.11.2024 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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