Luke :>

i fear i may not make it through the winter… can we go to the garden mummy and see the pansies for the last time?

the lion doesn’t concern himself with the fact that he probably needs to throw up to feel better

pros of growing out hair: won’t have to deal with it being uncooperative

cons of growing out hair: will have a fuckass bob…

whoa is that the furthest north you’ve ever been?

it's called writing and it's nuts

can’t believe i fell asleep watching tv i can feel my youth slipping away

the Vietnam war was CRUCIAL to the release of bohemian rhapsody

the lobster draws ever closer

why are toothbrushes so aerodynamic

walking home without headphones, highly considering running into traffic

YESSSSSSS

why do those christians hate on drag queens like which chapter of the bible says “thou shalt not serve cunt”

FUCK THIS CITY IM MOVING TO SASKATCHEWAN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

reminiscing on my margarita pizza with a single pepperoni

85th post

whoa hit post big up trans joy 🔥🔥

shoutout to the guy at the security check who called me ‘sir’ earlier genuinely made my day 🙏🏻

real ones know 🙏🏻

it’s censored by the flag silly 😂😥

found this absolute gem in thurso too

swim 🙏🏻

sat on the balcony listening to the waves and watching the stars while tanning a bag of cheesy doritos this is what it’s all for

his name is hercules and he saw the colosseum yesterday it was a real full circle moment 🙏🏻

furthest i’ve been:
N: Orkney, Scotland (2018)
E: Cyprus (forgot where) (like 2015/2016???)
S: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)
W: Cancun, Mexico (2018+2019)

come visit wick to break your north record 😎

my beautiful son 🩷

☹️

sat watching the politics of benson boone for like 12 minutes until the tv was switched off and i realised how precious life is and how easily time slips away

new slang: cinnamon=mon

oh, that’s gore of my comfort character…