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19, nsfw art. minors go away

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An erotic drawing of a Macintosh AD edited to be about wanting to fuck it.
The Macintosh computer has an humanoid body with ball joints, the head is a screen with an illustration program with the word hello. written in cursive, the Macintosh has its breast out with buttons in place of nipples, and has an opening on its crouch with a floppy drive simulating a vagina.
Above the breasts there is a keyboard and an apple logo with a floppy drive by its right.
The header text says "Don't you just want to pin it down and fuck it?"
The main body text besides the Macintosh says "Don't give us that look. We know that our Macintosh is one of the sexiest pieces of technology on the market today. And now you can bring one directly home for a "test drive."
That's right, you can just bring it right into your bedroom or living room, or maybe even your kitchen if you're feeling particularly kinky.
You could even ask your local Apple dealer if you can get some "special modifications," like maybe a nice port on the back or something.
Just remember to clean it off before you bring it back in. But let's be honest: you won't want to after trying Macintosh.
After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it.
It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive."
There is also copyright information at the bottom, with a joke edit saying to call 1 (900) MIX-A-LOT, maybe, I can't read it with the preview image. I did add that it's a pain to write with Clip Studio Paint though, couldn't get the stupid font right for some reason

An erotic drawing of a Macintosh AD edited to be about wanting to fuck it. The Macintosh computer has an humanoid body with ball joints, the head is a screen with an illustration program with the word hello. written in cursive, the Macintosh has its breast out with buttons in place of nipples, and has an opening on its crouch with a floppy drive simulating a vagina. Above the breasts there is a keyboard and an apple logo with a floppy drive by its right. The header text says "Don't you just want to pin it down and fuck it?" The main body text besides the Macintosh says "Don't give us that look. We know that our Macintosh is one of the sexiest pieces of technology on the market today. And now you can bring one directly home for a "test drive." That's right, you can just bring it right into your bedroom or living room, or maybe even your kitchen if you're feeling particularly kinky. You could even ask your local Apple dealer if you can get some "special modifications," like maybe a nice port on the back or something. Just remember to clean it off before you bring it back in. But let's be honest: you won't want to after trying Macintosh. After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn't learning how to use it. It's figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive." There is also copyright information at the bottom, with a joke edit saying to call 1 (900) MIX-A-LOT, maybe, I can't read it with the preview image. I did add that it's a pain to write with Clip Studio Paint though, couldn't get the stupid font right for some reason

I started 2025 by drawing a robot doodle and I'll keep doing it because I had this sketch since like start of that same year bwehhh

06.01.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1660    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

this is sooo cool

31.08.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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big bug

28.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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even more bug!

31.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a pinup of four bosses from just shapes and beats; the main boss, colloquially called "blixer", barracuda, lycanthropy, and la danse macabre. the cyan square, the player, is confused in the background; slightly faded text reveals that he is gay. in a chibi artstyle, cyan reprimands the bosses for posing for a pinup, calling them unserious.

a pinup of four bosses from just shapes and beats; the main boss, colloquially called "blixer", barracuda, lycanthropy, and la danse macabre. the cyan square, the player, is confused in the background; slightly faded text reveals that he is gay. in a chibi artstyle, cyan reprimands the bosses for posing for a pinup, calling them unserious.

me when i have to draw jsab porn bc im bored
#jsab #justshapesandbeats #jsabnsfw #nsfw #nsfwart

14.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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bird penis redraw animation

15.01.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1120    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Join the random gods but theyre fucking Discord Server! Check out the random gods but theyre fucking community on Discord - hang out with 58 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

i have a nsfw rain world server and we'd love to welcome in some new faces!
however, there are rules:

be at least 18, obviously
if you consider yourself proship, it's safe to say we won't let you in.
if you qualify, feel free to join us!

discord.gg/sbWBbXrTmQ
#rainworld #nsfw

10.04.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
A four armed vel qou, their receptors clenched in reluctant arousal. They look away from the camera as they pose, reproductory limb showing.

A four armed vel qou, their receptors clenched in reluctant arousal. They look away from the camera as they pose, reproductory limb showing.

larval nostalgia, larval desires...

29.01.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Puppy girl robot anyone ????

18.10.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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each second month I spend a week or two drawing an idea the €5 patrons vote for, and this is that project from May! now released for the public! enjoy!

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repost
#robotart

02.11.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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repost
#robotart

07.11.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Silly frog thing πŸΈπŸ€–

27.01.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Order D

18.02.2024 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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moon :)

07.11.2024 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

get tf out my posts vro

31.10.2024 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lttm gock <3
#rainworld #lookstothemoon #nsfw

28.10.2024 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

mewo

24.10.2024 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hornet but with more eyes because it's coolio

21.10.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i draw non-robots too

21.10.2024 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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and here's some normal art of my oc, rosetta :3 #robots

21.10.2024 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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for those weirdos that like robo-guts (definitely not one of them)
#robots #robotfucker #robotnsfw

21.10.2024 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hi bsky i draw robots. this is my account for drawing robots doing the do

21.10.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0