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I SURE DON'T!

The SM64 "backwards long jump" is such a disappointing name once you learn that the Japanese name for this trick is the "ass warp".

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge…fuck that bridge. Says Skeletor lighting the future with the fires of the past.

People who are saying "Criterion needs to release this film/that film physically" don't know anything about Criterion's titles.
They only put out physical editions of films that are licensed out to them; you can't expect them to release every popular film physically. (1/2)

Figured it wouldn’t be too long until EVO Riyadh was a real thing

Esportswashing is bleak, man

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Batman, ripping the word "WebP" in half with his bare hands, saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

a timely reminder from Batman:

“the mane six” there are quite a few more ponies than six actually. there are actually quite a few fucking ponies
#mlp #mlphumanized

There is a solid chance that one of their ultimate goal is to be like WWE in that they will attempt to Counter Program every event out there scalping entries by offering larger payouts in an attempt to completely control the FGC tournament market

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

She saw Garbage Pail Kids and was mortified

They just don't make commercials like this anymore

Yeah her lil brother is joining as well lol

I love Hi-Fi Rush for SO many reasons but one of those many reasons is how it's a game that came out in 2023 and embraced it's video game-ness with full sincerity, going out of it's way to give diegetic reasons for video game design tropes most don't ever question rather than shun those tropes

Never forget that people guessing how Westworld was supposed to end led to its ruination
Not that that's the fault of the fans, just saying

I was done with theory and headcanon BS after an entire Star Wars trilogy was ruined by trying desperately to pander to it.

Still think Otis is an odd rival for Rex

If you dislike a show, that’s fine.
If you enjoy a show but still have criticisms of it, that’s fine.
If your dislike of a show has led you to conclude that the creator is a bad person and that harassing them is morally righteous, that’s NOT fine! Grow the fuck up!!

I'd say no, but my pants would then combust into flames

Had to learn what was going on in Mexico today and holy fucking shit.

To those that live there, artist friends and the such, stay safe at home, do NOT go out there.

Folks

Sex

Alan Cumming explains why trans people are like superheroes

He’s not wrong.

I studied to be a journalist, and worked in the field in my 20s.

My journalism mentor in college was fond of saying the first rule of journalism is “it’s not about you.”

She would say “if you can’t live by that rule, journalism doesn’t need you.”

Lots of current journalists don’t seem to agree.

"the masculine urge to dig holes/die in glorious combat/homesteading/shit and cum etc" is all Wrong

The Real Masculine Urge is for you is to become an old oddball who dedicates your life onto weird meticulous worldbuilding projects that no one else actually enjoys except you.

If there are any jokes you throw my way from this, have them relate to lamp reviews

face reveal

wrong answers only

I am kind of scared about how fast all of these sites are kind of just pointing the gun at you to hand over your personal information. Feels like the opposite of everything i learned about internet safety when i was in elementary school