Kellon (they/them)

OH: “I’ve got a Louisville slugger and two fast balls”

I hope Toronto wins the World Series and they roll that Reagan ad immediately after

Poison ivy: men. The most absurd of god’s creatures.

Good morning

Never pay the tax!

One of the reasons I wanna make more music so I can title songs stupid shit like, “fear, loathing, and unfolded laundry”

So true. She knows what she is about and it is naps, snacks, and zoomin’.

Every morning I ask Tiny Cat to go to work for me and everyday her response is the same, “meow”.

A classic sheet ghost but it has horns and rezz googles on

I got my first tattoo the other day on a whim and I love it so much 🥰 cute lil Rezz ghosty

This is soooo timely! I just had someone asking me where to start in order to understand offensive security and I was about to build a crash course on methodology.

I have come to accept every job has some suck and you have to find the suck that is most bearable.

I smoke weed and I know things

But let me get to the point, lets roll another joint and turn the radio loud

Chat, do we take an edible before flight 1 and hope I can walk to my next flight?

If you cannot provide definitive quantitative and qualitative data about quality of life improvements from your magic robot then it isn’t an improvement. 🙃

Small Calico cat laying on my stomach area

I am pinned under an apex predator so I can’t come to work right now

tech used to be fun and useful :(

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

The candle and wick are gone… I need a nap and maybe like 5 days off work.

Protect Ya Neck

A timely Wu-Tang Wednesday open.spotify.com/track/1Sgj10...

That is their secret, they are always ready to burn it to the ground

The population is a lot of agriculture and blue collar workers. Honestly, I don’t know if this will be the straw that break things for the red side of these states.

Pank, fo sho

Wake n bake but it is a drink

I dream of a better tomorrow where a human doesn’t have to crush beers at the airport but can smoke a bowl or take a fat rip before their flight

Birthday Party Invite
When: Now-boarding
Where: SeaTac bars

Bilmuri is a treasure

I really need the Oilers to show up to play hockey on Wednesday. Boxing with the Panthers isn’t scoring goals…

That is so cool! Soccer is a blast to photograph. Lots of emotions and very cool motion.

They do a great job of making their games fun and its a cool ballpark. It would be so fun to do baseball photography! Have you done any before? Never dabbled in that but have done other sports.

Every year I have hope and think “this is the year, look at them go!” I ride that 162 game rollercoaster only to step off in September and queue up for the exact same ride next spring 😭