Jenny O

He’d have been a great fit for us in all the ways (vibes)

I really wanted him to come to us but I think Everton is an excellent match. Like you, really hope it gives him his spark back

Shall we all go? Take big Tyrone Mings with us so he can finish him off?

Which is the foot he uses for kicking ankles?

New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Maybe if UEFA actually blanketly applied the rules regarding multi-club ownership...

I think the most absurd thing about the Palace demotion is that being so pedantic and hardline on this case doesn't actually touch the multiple problems that multi-club ownership actually throws up.

As someone in Uefa put to me, it's being strong on the negligible aspects.

Really feel for Palace and their fans, it’s completely shit. Hope they smash the Conference League and go all the way.

Right?

Another angle if, like me, you like seeing a nasty little shit like Greenwood get made to look pathetic.

Letter of the day (in the Times)

Almost as if these arrests are political?

Yep, such a nasty little piece of work

FFS.

He didn't "kick off".

It's not a "jibe".

He said, with dignity and restraint, what we were all thinking - that Al-Obeid didn't just "die" - he, like tens of thousand of other innocent civilians, was killed by Israel as part of its ongoing programme of ethnic cleansing.

Tyrone Mings squaring up to Mason Greenwood

I’ve always loved Tyrone Mings

Starmer: I said that if you enter this country on a small boat, you will face detention and return. I meant it.

Indistinguishable from the most vile Trumpist propaganda.

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

Ah, I see the Met finally have the resources to arrest people. Funny that when a man knocked me out and broke my nose, they were too busy to collect the CCTV - then claimed they couldn’t anyway because of GDPR. They also blamed me for washing my blood off my face 👍🏻

Mo Salah respond to a post by UEFA with: Can you tell us how he died, where, and why? The UEFA post reads: Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times

Well said, Mo Salah.

Suleiman al-Obeid was shot dead by IDF forces whilst waiting for food aid in southern Gaza.

Manchester United who apparently have no money for treating their backroom staff or their women’s team decently etc etc are splashing cash all over the shop while Spurs, who were said to have money to spend, have bought one (1) PL ready player. Tottenham do make me sigh quite a lot.

I really try to be positive but this ain’t happening 🤣🤣😭😭

Hey, political parties, I'm a decent human being who cares about other human beings. How about pandering to me for a bit?

Happy birthday to you!

Jose Mourinho looking smug

The 4pm email

It’s like the paperclip got its teeth and hair done

An ad for the Microsoft Copilot app which says “Ghosted? Copilot can help”

I really don’t want to accept AI in any incarnation to be frank and if that makes me a left behind Luddite so be it, however I appreciate that’s not going to happen so the VERY LEAST we could do is not market it as a friend and confident and instead what it is: a tool, a fancy autocorrect.

I get planning for the future but buying a load of kids who we don’t play when we really need first team players is a weird strategy. Anyway, what do I know?

Spurs loaning out all their players and not buying any is a plan of sorts I suppose

Oh god Jack’s Creation