Jenny O

This stinks like when Conte or Mourinho lost the players. At least they ran through walls for Ange even if we were shit

Good luck trying to fill our stadium in the championship, lads. Honestly I’m so pissed off with this fucking club

We always do great at yours as well 🫤

You can change what you like, we’ll still end up being an embarrassing bunch of losers

Who’s doing the apology to fans today?

Honestly, I just can’t be arsed any more.

Spurs 👎🏻

Good point

I hate to tell you, but “Your Party” do not appear to be a serious outfit

Sometimes I just like to think about how absolutely smoking hot young Michael Palin was

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I’d sage the training ground then draw it out of a hat…or maybe choose a captain for the day and let them pick like at school

They can absolutely rot in hell for pandering to this mindless cruelty

Picture of the Pope on a plane wielding a baseball bat.

“Get out of my fucking seat.”

Once all migrants have been driven out of this godforsaken shitty island, who will the permanently furious thickos turn their rage on next?

Ugh

It's Black Friday. Boo. There are no discounts on our wonky football shop. We have however not raised our prices in 6 years, which feels like a long time when [gestures at everything]

So yeah, ignore Amazon and buy something weird from somewhere small. Like us! Or someone else!

🛒 noscoredraws.com

Why are all the Americans on my instagram making apple pie out of juice and a shit load of sugar and butter? Maybe just use apples?

I don't think it's all of it by any measure but I do absolutely believe that the political media's raging anti-intellectual streak has got worse with time and has ended up influencing the way MPs talk, and what they choose to talk/think about

For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt

hahahahahaha

A load of old fucking gammons

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

Probably Charles and Di’s wedding (if that’s a news story). First big event I remember being scared of was the Falklands War, I was terrified my dad would have to go and fight

Just seen a portaloo company called Jimmy Riddles

[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.

Right? I’m all for each to their own but the £££ they must be spending on their naturally lovely faces to all look like identikit versions of each other. It just makes me really sad

I’m just sick to death of the media lauding people who look fucking ill because of the damage they’ve done to their bodies through surgery or EDs or “tweaks” and pretending they look amazing and that it’s something we should all aspire to. It’s a shitshow. Give me an untweaked face and a happy body

Sat with three Forest fans from Milan heading to the game v Malmo tonight.

They are one ticket short for the weekend's game against Brighton.

Can anyone help please?

They have memberships if that's relevant.

#NFFC

A picture of an old looking Simon Cowell with the headline “how I’m ageing in reverse”

I beg to differ