Amy P (she/her)

A beagle dog gives a little side eye to camera as she sits with her back to the viewer

Ways in which I have abused my dog this morning:
Brushed her
Used a deodorising spray on her.
Brushed her again
Used my iron (in the same room but well away from her)
Sprayed water onto the fabric I was ironing (again, in a different postcode but apparently too close for madam).

Call the RSPCA!

New tattoo idea just dropped!

Think I've mentioned before but while watching Lark Rise to Candleford I pointed to the screen and shouted "THAT'S A MODERN WHEAT CROP!"

Low light photo of a safe syringe in a plastic packet.

Do I have lots of tattoos? Yes.
Do I dislike needles? Yes.
Do I have to inject myself with an anti-coagulant every day for 10 days? Yes.
Do I like this? No. No I do not.
But do it I will because the nice people at the hospital said I had to!

Close up photo of a beagle cross dog sitting on a mat in a garden. She is wearing a natty bowtie.

I'm getting a lot of pets named after sci-fi or fantasy characters in my feed.
More please!
Also I will pay the dog tax with my prosaically named Bella (whom I was going to rename Ripley but she'd already been through enough so I decided to stick with her OG name).

"Hi, I'm being born."

"Congratulations"?!

Big bloke, tiny dog is my favourite genre of people watching.

I knew there would be a ton of freeze frame gags in there. Good spot!

The clock in the kitchen was fast so I thought it hadn't worked. Nearly jumped out of my skin when it went off!

ACNH with a little petrol station set up in front of Nook's Cranny

ACNH with lots of blank space in front of Abel Sisters

Any Animal Crossing New Horizons folk out there give me some ideas for my build?
I have Nook's Cranny and Able Sisters next to each other. Made a petrol station in front of NC and a little sewing area with AS but I have bags of space left.
Thoughts? Ideas? Theme: English farming village.

I don't know if this was a fixed camera (it looked like it) so the stall owners might have been filming as theft prevention. It's rife at cons and craft fairs, sadly.

Just reply "No" and then block.

Photo of a medicine leaflet "Clarithromycin tablets should be swallowed with at least half a glass of water", the latter 5 words are highlighted in pink

Reading the leaflet that came with my antibiotics and wondering why I suddenly thought of @alicefraser.bsky.social

You're also never too busy to devote hours to researching things for a group of strangers who show up covered in blood and dust and with no library card.

Yes, but it had women in the lead roles and all of them were individuals and not tropes. And so therefore "hated".

Did a Triffid write this?

I would simply leave it as it is or I would never be able to use it.
My brain cannot compute The Cube.

100% would not have friends without this illuminated rectangle. Do recommend.

We love a bit of petty revenge.

Me during the mini heatwaves:

I get a schedule from the council every twelve months (not that the sequence has changed in the last 15 years mind you) and tape it to the inside of a cupboard door in the kitchen.

All he wanted to do was go to art school and become a painter. Should have let him.

If you have a disability most of the time people will ask within the first 5 minutes of meeting you. It gets very old very quickly.

Current mood:

What's the point of me sorting out the recycling ever so carefully if billionaires can do this, shrug, and say "never mind"?

Bold of you to assume there will be anyone around to read anything in 50 years time...

My dad's oncologist didn't wear a mask even though she had a red, runny, nose. My dad and I were, of course, masked up.

I have a milk delivery (with added eggs!) and have had one for about 6 years.