Sacabambaspis

Yesterday I got a promotion at work that gave me less work with more pay. Life is weird

Folks, I would like to say that I am not problematic and it was a joke, please do not cancel me. I am normal and I am not scary!

@kinofabino.bsky.social hey bubby, you been playing Space Marine 2?

Imagine two moms. Or three.

This is a guy who had roasted cabbage, goat cheese and honey on plain white untoasted bread for lunch every day for a week. I'm sure it's nice, but not for a whole week.

The wildest shit I heard today was in a discussion about the best silent movie snack.

This dude hits me with "a box of granola bars"

The fact multiple came to mind is funny to me.

Jesus Christ, genuinely impressive tabhoarding. Real browser dragon over here

Thanks Todd Howard for the GF Enchantment game

He got punished for leaking state secrets. It's not even the diddling. Ridiculous times

Hello fans of nonograms/picross games!! Introducing my latest game, Walfie's Nonograms, a free Game Boy Color game featuring 150 puzzles!

Play in browser, in a Game Boy emulator, or on a real Game Boy (via flash cart)!

The way it sometimes just flicks your stuff out because it won't brake makes me want to put my head through the desk.

Company that supplies our IT hardware just told us the prices of our laptops, phones and thin clients will go up by 600% around september. Hope this bubble is worth it for those partaking.

Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.

The only software I ever got on the Meta side was Virtual Desktop and from there nothing matters. It works SO good.

Deep♂ Dark♂ Double Dash

G-Saviour. I bet you could do some nifty stuff with Gundam if they tried doing an anime version.

I've been getting into fallout again recently. Times are dire, folks

I'm so fucking sick of 2FA.
opening the MS authenticator app at least 30 times a day makes me want to bite into a powerline.
I love web security! I love timeouts on websites! 5 minutes is a reasonable time for a time out on a website! YIPPEEEEEEEE

skip the middleman and buy a Whiffle machine instead.

Dutch asphalt is so highly effective at being low maintenance and efficient at channeling rainwater from the surface that it gets one-shotted by thermodynamics and global warming. #sneeuwpret #relatable #thuiswerken

Having to see Brianna Wu on Twitter in 2026 makes leaving completely a rather easy task.

Ever had a partner that loves you so much that they get low-key mad at my awful fallout 4 mods?

Is this what it's like to have a dad? #aboutfishing #newbalance #steelydan

The fraud from Somalis is out of control. Moderately priced wine tastes about as good as extraordinarily expensive wine. In double blind taste tests, preferences have little correlation with price.

Can't think of a better way to celebrate Christmas in 2025 with some pretty intense Mounjaro diarrhea

I really love Item Label. I have 3 Peepys and a Dinkle and now I ordered another Peepy and 2 Ouiouis

Watching Legends of the Galactic heroes. Picked it up again, this time I'm really going to finish it.

I hope these boys will kiss at some point. Which boys I will not elaborate on.

A mass shooting in Australia and a stabbing in America. Everything is topsy-turvy. Nothing makes any sense. Oh, thank God, there was also a mass shooting in America.

Char Aznable is kind of like Edward Twilight.

I will not seek any further inquires about clarification.