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Melanie Burger

@melsie.bsky.social

Obsessed with pets, food, books, travel, and Peloton. Proud member of #BillsMafia. 40-something nursing student. Friend of the library. Mostly stable.

608 Followers  |  786 Following  |  334 Posts  |  Joined: 26.12.2023
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Seacoast NH

17.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY!!!!!

03.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can't believe I'm making a post about dishwasher tablets, BUT LOOK AT HOW CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP IS!! And how clean it absolutely was not before! My husband ordered these from good.store and I am obsessed. #NotAnAd

15.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact #2: it was *so* tasty!!

29.06.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spy @ken.pizzacat.org!

19.06.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've just changed my life, friend!

16.06.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait... Is this really a thing?? If not it should be!

15.06.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Discovery DLS Bidet Seat Discover the self-cleaning bidet seat that boasts unlimited warm water, a night light, UV sterilization, and a host of other neat features your family will love.

This is the one we ended up with: biobidet.com/collections/...

My husband is a research junkie so he did all the work on that end, but we are both extremely happy with the choice!

15.06.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband and I installed bidets on both of our toilets during lockdown and I will never go back! Now I can never bring myself to poop away from home though.

15.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's not how beds work, Phoebe.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky

06.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been informed that my typing is disruptive. #cats

04.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Simon believes osmosis is the best method of learning anything. Here he is demonstrating by lying on my notes. At this rate, he'll be a nurse long before I will! #CatsofBluesky #Cats

04.06.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished Winterset Hollow by @thisone0verhere.bsky.social and spent the first half thinking it was the most adorable thing I have ever read and the second half thinking WHAT THE ACTUAL F@$& IS HAPPENING?!

5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.

#booksky #mustread

24.05.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eminem's Lose Yourself made up of random tv and movie clips. I'm obsessed. youtu.be/xYtaBfwpg_k?...

24.05.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Paul Rudd lip syncing "Don't Stop Me Now" and Robert Downey Jr dancing to "Jump"
YouTube video by Jane's Joys Paul Rudd lip syncing "Don't Stop Me Now" and Robert Downey Jr dancing to "Jump"

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I like to rewatch my emotional support clip of Paul Rudd's lip sync to Don't Stop Me Now. Even after at least two dozen watches, it's still the best thing I've ever seen.

22.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Broken link

15.05.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This good buddy loves watching his stories.

12.05.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Book Nook in Portsmouth, NH is great! Women-owned and just starting out! portsmouthbooknook.com

28.04.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think my dog is broken.

27.04.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are not a yes but we are not yet a no.

12.04.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw him in Portsmouth a few days ago and damn near died laughing. Such a great show!

22.03.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honeycrisp is my go-to.

20.03.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's giving Dark Crystal Mystic vibes for me

11.03.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was an absolute joy seeing you on boat this year! The Supergirl riffing was one of my highlights. Thanks for all the belly laughs!

11.03.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our vet found crystals in my cat's urine before we left for #JoCoCruise the week before last. He was straining in the box last week so our sitter brought him back in. Luckily it was not crystals that time but $600 worth of backed up poop! What's a gift that says "thanks for getting my cat an enema?"

11.03.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: β€œBone spurs.”

05.03.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 98651    πŸ” 17132    πŸ’¬ 1993    πŸ“Œ 795

Kudos on your screen name. That's an earworm I forgot existed that is going to plague me all day! Go Bills!

23.02.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in shoes with buckles.

16.02.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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JFC indeed.

16.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 43804    πŸ” 7362    πŸ’¬ 715    πŸ“Œ 313
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Our napping game has been very strong today

16.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0