Mallory Yu

A Kung Fu tea instagram ad highlighting their new “PROTEIN SLUSH” in mango matcha and strawberry green tea flavors

will the protein bubble ever pop

honestly half the reason I actually liked firefly so much was because I had a big ole crush on Gina Torres so whomst among us can blame me

it was................certainly a different time, wasn't it

god it was so bad. I loved the show and cringed every single time.

anyway my clearest memory of Firefly is making my dad watch an episode and him wrinkling his nose and asking me "are they trying to speak Mandarin?"

not everything needs to come back! some things should only be remembered through a thick layer of nostalgia!!!

Like a la-hoo-zah-hurrrrr (god, so annoying lol)

ace ventura was responsible for most of my middle school vocal stims so the rhino being up for auction has unlocked that particular pandora's box...................i'm about to be so annoying

A Pomeranian stands on a concrete ledge in front of a backdrop of plants. He is golden and so fluffy, he looks like a ball of fur with ears and legs. He is smiling goofily, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

New Pokemon starter Pombon, who looks exactly like a fluffy Pomeranian, goofy tongue-out smile and all.

POMBON

An orange cat sits in a clear plastic bowl in a pink and purple cat tree. His pink toe beans are visible in the bowl. The cat has a silly expression on his face, like he’s been surprised.

Oh nothing, just an orange-ish cat in his bubble bein’ a goof

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not having TWO copies of that accursed movie!

LIFE ITSELF - a movie I hated so much, my soul tried to forcibly exit my body partway through

It's not shitposting, it's likesmaxxing, duh

How many news outlets are scrambling to rewrite their articles on the Men’s free skate results right about now?

(Maybe that Quad God tank wasn’t a great idea in hindsight)

As I left, I gave full permission for this. Going home with open eyes

I am smiling forehead to forehead with a fluffy Samoyed who is gently taking a treat from my open hand. I couldn’t look more delighted.

Taking a selfie with the same Samoyed, who is now smiling with his tongue out. He is winking.

I didn’t come back to Seoul just to visit this Samoyed cafe but it WAS one of the first things I mapped on my itinerary.

I saw SORRY TO BOTHER YOU at Sundance which was especially funny bc none of the white people in the audience knew how to react while the BIPOC folks hooted uproariously.

Did Sony learn NOTHING from K-pop Demon Hunters??????

Hit the point of travel when all I can think about is my bed and my cats.

And people think Asians all look alike

Sappy post alert: Befriended a fellow ATINY from Italy at the Golden Hour Pt4 pop-up event in Seoul — love how K-pop brings people together (with international fans banding together in mutual confusion).

Okay that would be hilariously out of context yes!!

I BETTER see bunches of sugarcane grass running around city streets come Halloween!!!

I’ve decided my 2026 baking project is recreating this bread so I don’t have to fly back here every time I want it

Yes!! I’m certainly walking enough to build up the appetite

A photo of a coffee, garlic cream salt bread and crème brûlée salt bread in front of an artistic display of a snowy village, except the snow is salt. It’s heaven.

Anyway, not to post food pics but also, LOOK AT THIS BREAD.

The problem with solo traveling (an introvert’s paradise) is that I want to eat all the things but there’s nobody to share food with!

Yeah, going to be adding “does not use AI in surgery” to my list of criteria for a surgeon. Any surgeon. Absolutely not.