Jodie Lee Taylor

I’m a Person That Don’t Give a Fuck who was assigned Fella at birth. 😁

Bro’s on his way to harass Crash Bandicoot for his papers.

The music from the sushi restaurant scene alone was a whole sin. 😂

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Do I play Le Risque at 11:57:50 so I can hear “Hello, Evel Knievel” at midnight or Phantom Island at 11:56:27 so I can hear “Sixteen horses galloping”?

Oh, by the way…😏

Maybe you should try making music this year.

Leave ‘em up for the poster’s sake, honestly! 😁

The way I’d never turn those lights off and stare at this all day…😍

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

When you give yourself that minimum of 30 minutes shuffling your music library and singing along to start your day/night, do NOT forget the microphone stand.

The remote control as a microphone isn’t enough, just trust me on this.

who are you outside of what you've been told you should be?

bouquet collection is here! 52 pages and available at CALA 💐

On my TV: Oded Fehr, Brendan Fraser, and John Hannah in The Mummy (1999).

Imagine hating me, and I’m just in my room shadowfighting and jumping around pretending to be Rick O’ Connell. #TheMummy

We need to give Joey (and by extension, me) what he wants and have him collaborate with Darren Hayes on something. Or bring Hayes out for an Intrasport performance/I Want You cover.

Intrasport is absolutely the “evil twin” of I Want You. ☺️

Okay, so it’s not just me, haha…Genuinely thought I mucked something up for myself in between glasses of wine. 😂

Holiday movies really used to follow shitty, neglectful fathers as they got put through the wringer by capitalism and 1vE a gang of crooked mall Santas, three of which were played by Jim Belushi, Big Show, and Verne Troyer.

Bring that sauce back.

…Nope, still can’t figure out why there’s a page in my journal with nothing but a list of words that rhyme with “soup”.

Bless you and your night and that cake that is as lovely as your face. 🙏🏾😍

Like, do they legitimately know, or have you seen them in the wild doing it so wrong that it makes you question everything? 😁

Sensational vibe! ✨😍✨

It didn’t hurt when I fell from Heaven, it hurt when Heaven turned me away for lack of funds.

Promotional art for Nickelodeon’s “Doug” (1991-1994), featuring the characters Doug Funnie, Patti Mayonaise, Roger Klotz, Skeeter Valentine, and Porkchop.

Maybe the people who are always saying “I don’t care if you’re Black, green, blue, white or orange” were just really big fans of this show. 😁

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle main screen on a CRT TV.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just in the garage playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on a blaze. 😏

my darkest childhood secret is that i liked the free U2 album

Me with I Stay Away, Confusion, Fly, No Excuses, Junkhead…

Jodie in a crimson red bra and a black skirt, with a white blazer around their waist and a nonagon pendant hanging from their neck.

Happy Anniversary to #KingGizzard ‘s first rave set in San Francisco and this ‘fit I wore for it! Manifesting a US rave tour for the near future…😁

I got home, put them on, sighed in relief, took them out, and slept until two in the afternoon.

The excitement of having fresh pairs of contact lenses waiting for me at home after a weekend of wearing only a single lens will keep me up well past dawn, I’m afraid.