i must be ovulating cause i look gorgeous today
26.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@rugburrn.bsky.social
jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine
i must be ovulating cause i look gorgeous today
26.08.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0making sure i’m the last to board the plane cause i love to have an audience when i enter
05.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am waiting on pins and needles for your first take to drop
07.07.2025 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0girl (23) asked me (29) what my ‘secret’ to looking young is. my secret is that i flung myself into a black hole and it stretched me and tore me apart
07.07.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’re telling me this guy fawkes?
23.04.2025 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0twin twinks (gay bar version of twin peaks)
23.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0on stage screaming my tampon out
07.02.2025 15:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kim Gordon-Bleu
07.02.2025 12:55 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Last November, we spent a weekend in the Eifel. Jan Philipp Janzen and Julian Stetter had invited us to record at the ONEartist studios. Our dear friend Vincent Alex accompanied the process with his camera. „Hot Friend“ is out on the 12th of February, via @siluh.com Presave link in bio!
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tall guy at a show: “best seat in the house”
06.02.2025 20:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah i’ll have the xe/xyr salad
31.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stevo getting a boob job isn’t funny but stevo getting a three boob boob job would be hilarious. cause of the rule of three, obviously.
31.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we’re so lucky 💟
30.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just saw a picture of what a caveman looked like. i’m terrified. so glad people are hot now
29.01.2025 20:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my face ID doesn’t recognize me when i’m smiling
28.01.2025 23:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in the mood to ask my girlfriend if she would hypothetically leave me for Me
28.01.2025 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0somebody call Guinnness, i’m gonna set the record straight
27.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0see normally i would tweet something like “squirt isn’t piss it’s tears” but now you’re all here and it feels weird.
27.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dress for the job you want aah
26.01.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0double feature
26.01.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0talking shit about piss
25.01.2025 23:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dönerteller Versace
25.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what does she look like?
how will i know when i see her?
she’ll die she’ll die she’ll only fucking die
i’m doing dry january but with the spirit of a staunch XVX guy at a show. insufferable, i know.
23.01.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0