Michael Noodle

Some of those who work forces...

I can either try to (unsuccessfully) get a 6 figure job, or two $50,000 jobs.

Fascism is not sustainable. This regime will eat itself alive.

Imagine being angry at someone who is anti fascist

2 state judges have been arrested by the FBI over the last two days.

It's nuts that I have 8 years of experience now as a systems administrator. It looks great on a resume though!

Was the fall of Rome this stupid?

Never forget what the heartless Republicans and spineless Democrats did to this country. And never forgive them.

Make no mistake, data is being purged forever under this presidency. Backup everything you can. Do not lose the stories of those around you.

Behold, the traitors! Here are the Michigan House Democrats who voted in favor of passing a resolution to ban trans girls from girls sports. What a waste of time. There were literally zero waivers for transgender high school athletes for the 2025 winter season...

I love that YouTube Music basically has the equivalent of Incognito mode just so no one knows that you like the Dave Matthews Band.

Dems STILL don't have a spine. What a sad bunch. It's not red vs blue. It's rich vs poor

I can't believe how expensive hockey tickets are on a random Tuesday. Why would I pay $89 just to watch the Red Wings lose?

If I see you on Dropout, I'm going to drop a poop out my pants

God the Democrats are so spineless. Holding up little signs during the speech, really? One guy yells and you all just stay quiet and slink down? They are just letting the fascism happen.

Alt text: A screenshot of a tweet appearing to be from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) with a verification badge. The tweet states that all federal funding will be stopped for colleges, schools, or universities that allow illegal protests. It mentions that agitators will be imprisoned or deported, American students will face expulsion or arrest, and masks will not be allowed. The tweet ends with a thank you message.

Literal authoritarianism. Trump is a traitor to America and the freedoms that it has stood for for 250 years.

We need Flobots now more than ever. Motivate the resistance.

Today was a long day.

1. Aid to Ukraine was paused
2. EO was introduced to start cutting down millions of acres of national Forest.
3. Talks about lifting sanctions with Russia while keeping tariffs on our allies.

I'm so tired

Two trolleys with faces in the foreground facing each other with the one on the right saying "I'm concerned about Kyle". There is a trolley in the background with a smile on its face facing a fork in the road with one person tied to the track on one path, and multiple tied on the other, a reference to the trolley problem. The comic is signed by amykurzweil

If you don't go, they will fill the seats with MAGA cronies and goons. Go and be loud. Boo him after every lie he says. Cause a ruckus and force him to deal with it. Make him show his cowardice to the world

"But it's illegal". It literally doesn't matter when laws aren't upheld. That argument does not stand anymore

How anyone is proud to be American now is beyond me

Taco Bell guacamole is probably the most non-guacamole tasting thing that still calls itself guacamole.

Sic semper tyrannis

He is no king.

I didn't say that

An orange takeaway box from Dunkin Donuts. Includes peel off stickers on one of the sides

I can't help but feel Dunkin Donuts is infantilizing me... A happy meal box for my sandwich (with included stickers!)