Matt Hogan

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

a cartoon rabbit with the letter z on its chest ALT: a cartoon rabbit with the letter z on its chest

You meant “noid” right?

I’ll be listening hard from here in the states.

YouTube video by Jazz Emu Still Waiting // Jazz Emu

Ooh an excuse to spread the good word of @thejazzemu.bsky.social!

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Yeah, considering throwing my phone in the trash after today.

He immediately went downstairs and had a 2AM quintuple-decker sandwich. (Yeah, I know it's Blondie, but they'd be on the same page...)

I love how his wife must be so used to needing to retroactively dial the phone for him.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

I feel like there’s a coffee table book here.

Hot Mic At Winter Olympics Catches NBC Announcer Call Snowboarding Big Air Final 'So Boring' Japan's Kira Kimura put down a massive switch backside 1980 spin on his final run to claim gold in the finals of Snowboarding Big Air on Saturday at the

This is so shameful. Real #olympic announcers like me are professionals that work hard to find proper uncanny valley phrasing that would feel almost right but still wrong in the announcing booth and the bedroom

#japan #snowboarding

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NORRUMALLL VIEEEWWWW

I’ll send you the zoom link. Thursdays 4:35-4:45 EST.

Thank you for the pure joy this has brought me for the last 30 minutes. In tears.

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

Without my reading glasses and on my tiny phone screen, the ”Work” menu looked like the “HORK” menu. That’s what my job will be, whatever tasks are under the “HORK” menu.

It’s the Beavis and Butthead one right?

Why does he look like Budd Dwyer?

“I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it, and make another one just like you.” still hard not to let that one fly sometimes when I’m joking with the kids.

Around 1999/2000 I worked at an Apple computer reseller, high school job. One of my coworkers who had to be at least 40 had one of the first multiple desktop set ups I had ever seen. Both desktop pictures were of Britney Spears. I’m not even sure if she had turned 18 yet. Grossed the hell out of me.

Rotten Tomatoes page for Melania, with 11% from critics and 99% from, uh, audiences

Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall

TBF I think the engineers’ management understood what they were saying well enough, they just caved to political pressure. I’m betting at least some of those managers came up through the ranks starting as engineers themselves.

“Lungs hate this - (do before collapsing in a heap!)”

a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of branches . ALT: a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of branches .

Are you actively hibernating?

I'm tired of living in the prologue to a sci-fi horror novel.