Alice's Dickdumb Diary

Girl with perfect, glamorous makeup that clearly took hours to put on, long, delicately trimmed, meticulously painted nails, and the most musky, splooge stained sweatshirt + pajama pants combo to match.

I did!! It was very good

Btw I beat silksong (normal ending only no spoilers past that please) and it's a 10/10 but it's a 10/10 with major issues that is often a 3/10 for hours at a time.

Like the frog that I hate or the unskippable cunnilingus scene every time you try to buy a map from shakra

Massively looking forward to the day someone learns how to draw her with a fat sweaty ass. Looking even more forward to when someone draws her using hornet's face as a chair as she works (it was a wish and hornet is bound by honor to do any wish, no matter how indecent)

Hornet shibari with her own silk.... She can't help but tighten it every time she cums.... Trying to catch her breath to loosen it only to be pushed to orgasm again and tightening the grip once more....

Hornet taking 2 masks of damage every time an enemy grazes past her is a reference to how her hyper sensitive pussy abandoned by eons of neglect can't help but spray her liquid silk like a bursting balloon every time a breeze graces it

A very legitimate character study of hornet hollow knight done by a totally not horny freak

Mad mew mew finally merging with her body after years of improving herself as a person, only to immediately be knocked up with the still-potent jism Alphys dumped into that fucktoy body of hers before she possessed it

Mad mew mew finally merging with her body after years of improving herself as a person, only to immediately be knocked up with the still-potent jism Alphys dumped into that fucktoy body of hers before she possessed it

Dullahan girl who completely loses control of the body when it gets horny. As she gets hard she can feel her grip slowly fade away until the body acts entirely on its own, driven by breeding instinct to slamfuck whatever it can grab first (which, 99% of the time, is her own face)

a group of cartoon characters are bathing in a tub ALT: a group of cartoon characters are bathing in a tub

And I do not care for her human form

Haru dorohedoro my beloved

I know you're hiding a frankly comedic amount of meat in there somewhere.

Girl who dumps all of her hyper potent, musky, thick, nasty, backed up, off white loads into pretty pink pastel condoms because it makes her feel cute :3

Kinda messy post about sweethearts

There's nothing in this god damn world like girls with obscenely massive bulges in their pants who just act completely normal while shoving it against any and everything in front of them and soaking it in their musk

Fun fact about girls: get between her legs and give her a milking handjob

Her name is literally Shi. Like bitch. Your pronouns.

Shi Yihua from limbus company

Fucked up revived Shi Yihua from limbus company growing eyes everywhere

Estrogen and a rough ass fucking could save her <3

Post about stamina

Wash thyself of sin, o lover of the Second Circle, for it has made of you a bitch before the purification of the Almighty. Thou worker of flesh's pleasure, all too well thee know the pleasures of true and loving caress. Be within our bosoms so withheld, and bequeath - aha! Never thou we touch'd.

Girl whose precum is thick and abundant enough that it gets confused for cum and her gf whose cum is scarce and watery enough it gets confused for precum

The second girl tops, of course, leaving the first girl gaping and leaking clear droplets from her obscene hole every night

Hyper hung plushiefucking...

Girl with enough fuckmeat to turn anyone she passes on the street a glorified fleshlight, to break and throw away

Yet she only ever deigns to spill her seed through passionate, intense yet delicate love making collection of oversized plushies

Reposting this from my twt

I think people don't really think about the fact that sex with Zoe would be weird and freaky, not just because she's trying to be kinky, but because her body is just like that.

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Typed it all on Twitter and that's how it tells you you went over the text limit LMAO

A story about divine intervention

It's a very common conversation topic because there is nothing truer

"Dog eat dog world" carries new meaning in this woke world we live in. Like yesss you're right the trans girls are sucking on each other that's so true.

Girl being forced to walk around in public with their partner's pussy juices all over her face, staining their shirt like they walked under a waterfall, all while her partner proudly walks behind them with their legs still shaking

It's fine if a girl is a little smelly it's totally okay if you can kinda tell a girl jerked off earlier when you stand next to her its no big deal if when you walk by a girl your nose is instantly overwhelmed with a pure stench of sex it's normal and it's good even??

Lazy post about lazy gaming