buddy system

maybe if i actually get up early tomorrow i can go to the chabad for shacharit

i want to go get back in bed w my husband :[ (we have a bastard cat that i had to wake up for)

buen shabat my friends #jewish #judaism #jewsky

trying to figure out who is here is difficult

Lying about one’s dick size is called a phallusy

please clap

being treated like a guy feels so good

"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

🌙 chewing gum while giving head so my breath stays minty flesh

🌙 being plural is wild cause you'll be playing minecraft in VC and you disappear and when you come back one girl has ears and a collar on and another girl is shoving prog up her ass while driving

baruch Hashem

we're still hot

hey i missed y'all

so... what's probably a good price for a steam deck? like a 1 TB used deck. does $400 seem like a good deal?

[me showing an evil wizard an iphone for the first time]
evil wizard: so this.. doomscroll?
me: not as interesting as what you’re thinking of

oops, we're hot

who are we? great question. no clue

it is interesting, with multiple faiths in this system but it feels right to practice the way we do now. it feels correct

reading scripture for each day of Lent and Ramadan. unable to fast for health reasons, so we will be cutting soda out entirely for the period, and then hopefully long term after that.

we might need a root canal

fuck

FORTNITE ITS BABY NO MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!

Cum with me and you'll be in a world of true ejaculation 🎩🍫

Master chief was forced to become plural when he got his headmate Cortana

gave him friends 💉🩸

hi bluesky, we attempted a ladybug 🐞 💉

buenos días! 🩸

Digital art by jabberwick. Mark, from the show Severance, holds a bunch of balloons as his head opens up like a matryoshka doll. He is backed by a vivid red rectangle.

Severance 🎈